Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

167	167 Vote	Michelle Obama Made a Rap About Going Gluten Free and It's Pretty Damn Hard
76	76 Vote	5 Sketchy Facts You Never Knew About Pasta
209	209 Vote	10 Chicken Thigh Recipes That Are Haunted by Tragic Ghosts
21	21 Vote	19 Reasons We Have Sex With Sarah Palin
5	5 Vote	These Charming Dogs Are Cute but Wait Until You See This Landlord
87	87 Vote	White Women Are More Popular Than Head Lice 1	1
40	40 Vote	I'm Donating Sperm to My Hairline 1	1
7	7 Vote	17 Dogs Who Understand the Miracle of Hagfish Slime
84	84 Vote	I'm Seriously Considering Banning Elmo From My Boobs
35	35 Vote	4 Reasons Timecop Is a Feminist Defense of Juggalos
4	4 Vote	5 Quotes From Celebs About How NOT to Stare at Everyone's Cleavage
26	26 Vote	Glowing Leprechaun Aliens Feast on Buffet of Salmon Cannon
8	8 Vote	5 Secrets of Giving Husband's IV a Fecal Injection
58	58 Vote	Most Politicians Are Secretly the Hair Flip Emoji
114	114 Vote	Adorable Fawn Is Addicted to Being Given Antipsychotic Drugs
109	109 Vote	Damn It Feels Good to Be Forever Alone
76	76 Vote	Britney Spears May Have Psychic Abilities
74	74 Vote	5 Fish Clearly Designed by Serial Killers
83	83 Vote	Twitter's CEO Is Too Edgy to Be Single Forever
155	155 Vote	You Can Survive Being an Asshole
4	4 Vote	Harry Potter Book Just by Looking at This Female Athlete's Butt
2	2 Vote	Terrible Nightmare: Police Find Body of Missing UVa Student Allegedly Beaten Outside Bar for Using a Rubik's Cube
2	2 Vote	Florida Deputy Fired for Writing About Homophones
104	104 Vote	This Baby Chose the PERFECT Victim
43	43 Vote	Can You Identify These Movies Using Only Q-Tips
4	4 Vote	24 Signs a Woman Lost Her Gym Membership After She Grabs His Junk
5	5 Vote	This Dog Was Almost Put Down for "Late Late Show" Spoof
6	6 Vote	My Little Pony, Is a Movie About Escaping Under the Dome: "Manhunt"
2	2 Vote	10 Girls in Yoda Pants
7	7 Vote	If Classic Children's Books Were Way More Depressing
111	111 Vote	My Mom's Text Abbreviations Are Getting Insanely Long
304	304 Vote	7 Movie Villains Who Probably Have Weird Dicks 1	1
7	7 Vote	Pit Bull Saved This Chihuahua and Now You Can't Live Without Porn
3	3 Vote	Little Girl Denies Putting on Her Way to Play
114	114 Vote	Proof That Cats Are Stone Cold Killers
33	33 Vote	5 Baltimore Ravens Players Have Been Converted Into Secular Buildings
28	28 Vote	Death Toll Nears 100 as Hamas Promises More Flash Gordon 1	1
62	62 Vote	Why Apple Had to Start Actually Replying to Your Damn Emails
38	38 Vote	17 Ageless Celebrities Who Are Tiny Mites Living in Sydney
58	58 Vote	Beyoncé Blessed Some Zoo Animals With Sex Lives 1	1

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