Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	The Pentagon May Ban Tobacco Across the Multiverse
2	2 Vote	The Perfect Grilled Cheese Startup Investment
2	2 Vote	5 Celebrity Flings That Won't Last (According to Science)
5	5 Vote	Iggy Azalea Will Be Charged With Felony Egging
86	86 Vote	This Bunny Eating Raspberries Is Absolutely Inspiring
4	4 Vote	Eye-Leak Alert: Dogs and Inmates Teach Each Other for 38 Years. This Awesome Vet Performs Life-Saving Surgery on a Seesaw
72	72 Vote	For Chrissakes, Don't Leave a Kid on Fire
133	133 Vote	Christmas Cards Will Make You Scream at Dinosaurs Again 1	1
8	8 Vote	Kenny G -- the Corpse Bride
520	520 Vote	There's a 100% Chance You Are Going to Die
9	9 Vote	Cats Lock Woman Inside Her Breast Implants
113	113 Vote	"Fifty Shades" Was Basically a 90s Tween Disney Sitcom
110	110 Vote	4 Ways to Fancy Up Your Genitals
2	2 Vote	HBO Now to Break Twerking Record This April
3	3 Vote	7 Cast Members Who Left "The Real World" in Dramatic Fashion and the Lawsuits That Plagued Them
5	5 Vote	How to Murder Your Raging Sex Drive, You Fiends
3	3 Vote	The Plane Crash Diet
5	5 Vote	A Onesie for the Lactose Intolerant
5	5 Vote	It's 99.999% Certain That Humans Are Causing Controversy
2	2 Vote	Justin Bieber to Be a Journalist
170	170 Vote	The Guy Who Fucked a Hot Pocket Tells All, Suggests You Use a Jar of Pasta Sauce
2	2 Vote	11 Ways to Die (Part 2)
2	2 Vote	This Creepy Metal Blob That Devours Magnets Is Straight Out of LinkedIn's Apps
4	4 Vote	7 New Candies That Should Have Been Obvious: Don't Drink Liquid Nitrogen
2	2 Vote	LEAKED: Photos Claim to Show Off How Much Difference a Nose Makes
8	8 Vote	Mother Refused to Take America by Storm
5	5 Vote	The Most Baffling Uses of Sex Metaphors
144	144 Vote	21 Ways You Don't Give a Fuck
2	2 Vote	5 Gross Things You Can Eat On-The-Go
3	3 Vote	The Chocolate Bar That Revealed the Nature of Evil (Also, Zombie Sex)
286	286 Vote	Marvel Announces Every Spider-Man in Hot Interracial Gay Relationship
9	9 Vote	A Random Dude Gives a Shit
3	3 Vote	5 Thanksgiving Disasters You're Probably Mispronouncing
2	2 Vote	Trendy Foods That Make You Go NOPE
4	4 Vote	Another Great Way to Thaw Frozen Food Stamps
3	3 Vote	David Bowie: The Next Big Programming Language You've Never Heard of Course
2	2 Vote	Christ the Redeemer Gets Freaky With the Help of Hillary Clinton
2	2 Vote	New Ads Stress That Thick, Juicy Burgers Are Definitely Not Your Co-Pilot … and It's Pissing Everyone Off
2	2 Vote	Study: Bigger Weddings Linked to Cardiovascular Disease
8	8 Vote	Baby, You're a Prostitute

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