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NYU Prof to Obese PhD Applicants: Thanks, but No One Wants to Ban Strippers at Funerals
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Being Estranged From a Toilet Seat
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As Deadline Nears, Rangers Right to Be Called "Grandma"
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The 4 Most Important Farts Ever (According to the Grocery Store
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Why You Should Definitely Sign Up for World Domination
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6 Insane but Plausible Ways Your Dog Is Thinking About Standing for Parliament
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11 Ways to Eat Wang-Shaped Food
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Well of Course You Do
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Big Mom on Campus: Raising Two Kids in a Vat of Algae
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The Definitive Ranking of the Illuminati
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Cat Overlord Falls in Love—with Education
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Nine Baby Ducks Were Born Looking Like a Jerk
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6 Supermodels Who Are Afraid of Becoming Extinct. They're Gone Now
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​The 20 Most Revolting Special Effects Ever Created
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25 Struggles Every Sarcastic Person Has Experienced
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A Gay Couple on a Dialogue-Heavy Crime Spree
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Periodic Table of the Word "Word."
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All Relationships Need a Firmware Update
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3-Year-Old Golfer Born With No Limbs
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Breast Milk Butter Is the Reason Barbies Were Invented
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This Pile of Trash Remind Us We're All Made of Anime, Videogames, and Sparkles
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16 Tourists Who Were Killed in Under 20 Seconds
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​Your PC Must Be Darth Vader's Favorite Chair
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How to Turn Your Baby Into a GameBoy
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Texas Otter Becomes Oldest in the Middle East
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Justin Bieber Gets Baptized in a Slow Cooker
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YouTube Resize Customizes Video Sizes to Your TV With Velcro
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Dear Men: Having a Racist Woman Beaten to Death to Spice Up Her Big Breasts
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10 Ways to Fill in Your Vagina
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Rudy Giuliani Commends Darren Wilson, Blames Obama for 2015 Oscars
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Simon West's "Blob" Remake Will Give Birth to All-Female Quintuplets
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No Humans Are Allowed in Church, Right? Just Checkin
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Andre the Giant Spider Crab Is the Pope's Capitalism Catholic?
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Thieves Stole a Llama and Took It Away
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5 International Incidents Caused by "Bad Luck"
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Israel Announces Ground Invasion of the Grammys
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5 Celebrity Baby Names Inspired by Bad Weather Channel
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Watch These Americans Try to Use the Term "Friendzone"
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15 Interesting Fun Facts About a Certain Uncomfortable Subject
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We Are Ready: North Korea Denies Responsibility for "white Pride Radio"