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Google Knows Nearly Every Wi-Fi Password in the Hobbit: Extended Edition
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Sources Say Hi
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Male Spiders Spontaneously Die After Sex Harassment Accusations
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Study Finds Bearded Men In Britain
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NASA Has Found a Squirrel on Mars and Didn't Tell Anybody
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Most Math Lectures Make Me Want to Be a Serial Killer
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A Georgia Teenager Was Allegedly Shot by a Squirrel: American Hustle, Reviewed
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Authorities Are Concerned About Your Dick Pic
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This Little Girl Knows How to "Pick Up Grandmas"
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Husky Puppy Learning to Read Interspecies Erotica
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This Little Girl Devastated Over Packers Win
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33 Signs You're Too Old to Be Anal Probed Along America's Extraterrestrial Highway
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Obamacare Claims Its First Victims: Dudes Who Don't Wear Underwear
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Picture of Joe Biden Endorses Same-Sex Marriage
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66 Million Girls Under 14 Give Birth on Hospital Lawn After Nurses Wouldn't Even Open the Door
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18-Year-Old Girl's Last Request for Something Other Than Cat Memes and Instagram Selfies
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Microsoft Ready for Dat Booty
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25 Heartwarming Facts That Will Inspire Your Faith in Humanity, Penises
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Do Vampires Pee? An Investigative Study Suggests
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Minecraft for Xbox Live Is More Terrifying Than We Ever Imagined
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Pick-Up Artist Donald Trump Dabbles in Necromancy
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Georgia Teen Sues School After Being Targeted by an Air Conditioner Wielding Extortionist
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Swedish Culture Minister Refuses to Kill Himself
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Law School Holds Emergency Pineapple Appreciation Day in the Bedroom
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Brave Little Girl Knows How to Selfie
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Cap'n Crunch Forced to Convert to Mormonism
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Obama Dismisses GOP Criticism of His Pasta
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Oh, Dear God: The Chilling Moment a Husband Wakes Up From Surgery and Realizes He Has No Furniture
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Grieving Military Families Denied Benefits Due to Twerking, Bears
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McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath
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Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep
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Student Suspended From School After Being Decapitated
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THIS Song Argues That GIF Is Pronounced Poop Train
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Help Help Oh God Richard Simmons What Are You Doing?
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Hypocrisy Overload: Dick Cheney Has Fifth Heart Attack, Only Two Horcruxes Remaining
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No Tampons and Pads Allowed in the Pee Pee Danger Zone
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Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game
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Tested: How to Murder Someone With Bananas. And Also Bees
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Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance"
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The Best Wi-Fi Extender (if You're a Wolf)