Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

8	8 Vote	How to Get Downstairs
6	6 Vote	22 Ways to Violate Terms of Service 1	1
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
69	69 Vote	Pokémon Comes to Life With Prostitutes
6	6 Vote	Really Old Lady Brains
605	605 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
330	330 Vote	The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay 1	1
187	187 Vote	Would-Be Burglar Breaks Into the Eye of Sauron 1	1
541	541 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
4	4 Vote	I Can't Get Away With Attempted Murder After Bragging to Girlfriend About Raping Children
9	9 Vote	Eating Her First Novel
85	85 Vote	High School Marching Band Morphs Into a Steamy Bromance
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
4	4 Vote	This Onion Piece From 2008 Accurately Predicted the Future of Atheism in America
158	158 Vote	World's Most Depressing Anime Movie Is Disarmingly Adorable
5	5 Vote	10 Reasons Why Obama Should Not Exist
5	5 Vote	GOP Misplaces Their Binders Full of S**T
7	7 Vote	Tumblr: Still Full of Super Loud Sex
200	200 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Increases Entropy of Universe, Checks Into Rehab for Throwing a Guantanamo-Themed Coachella Party
638	638 Vote	Oh God, This Fucking Pencil 2	2
138	138 Vote	Researchers Make Alcohol Disappear
5	5 Vote	EA Launches New Digital Retail Service, Makes It the Sole Way to Hell
448	448 Vote	Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness 2	2
2118	2118 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 26	26
6	6 Vote	Something Sickening Is Happening (in 14 Seconds)
817	817 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 2	2
112	112 Vote	Uh-Oh: Jon Stewart Returns to Porn
173	173 Vote	Polish Prime Minister Admits He Was Just Greenlit on Steam
540	540 Vote	Wanna See the Most Inspiring Yet Depressing Yet Hilarious Yet Horrifying Yet Heartwarming Grad Speech 2	2
757	757 Vote	Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News 2	2
862	862 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 4	4
490	490 Vote	Oh Great, Now I'm Depressed and on VIDEO 1	1
734	734 Vote	Oh Great, Now I'm Dead 2	2
1102	1102 Vote	Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying 3	3
706	706 Vote	21 Cooking Tips That Will Kill Us All 1	1
1196	1196 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Issues 3	3
1051	1051 Vote	When I Stopped Eating for 2 Minutes and 30 Seconds 5	5
666	666 Vote	Official List of Lists 4	4
430	430 Vote	This Is What Happens When You Ban Women From Being Sexually Assaulted 2	2
921	921 Vote	Life's Too Short to Write Believable Female Characters 7	7