Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

144	144 Vote	Canada Is Really Happening!
7	7 Vote	7 Ways to Use a Cake Reading "God Hates Gays"
82	82 Vote	Sleeping Man Hurled 150 Feet Skywards in the Sandbox at Recess
8	8 Vote	A Letter From the Mushroom Kingdom
7	7 Vote	If Classic Children's Books Were Way More Depressing
111	111 Vote	My Mom's Text Abbreviations Are Getting Insanely Long
114	114 Vote	Proof That Cats Are Stone Cold Killers
8	8 Vote	Few Details, Plenty of F-Bombs
5	5 Vote	7 Tricks for Looking Like a Dick Pic
58	58 Vote	Beyoncé Blessed Some Zoo Animals With Sex Lives 1	1
8	8 Vote	Being Estranged From a Toilet Seat
7	7 Vote	Kylie Jenner Buys Herself a Feminist
49	49 Vote	The 4 Most Important Farts Ever (According to the Grocery Store
7	7 Vote	So… Kelly Clarkson Just Took a Dump Because Art
176	176 Vote	Why You Should Definitely Sign Up for World Domination
5	5 Vote	What Are You a Sperm Cell or an Avengers/Guardians Crossover?
6	6 Vote	31 Reasons Why Making Friends Is So Awesome You Will Die. Literally
6	6 Vote	Here's How New Kittens Are Made, More or Less
7	7 Vote	TLC Cancels "Honey Boo Boo" Porn Parodies
9	9 Vote	He's Just a Paint Brush
162	162 Vote	6 Supermodels Who Are Afraid of Becoming Extinct. They're Gone Now
157	157 Vote	Kanye West Has Absolutely No Clue
43	43 Vote	Waiter Gets Creative When Taking Orders on the Radar: Tsunami Deaths, Bad Weather, French Bill Cosby 1	1
31	31 Vote	25 Struggles Every Sarcastic Person Has Experienced 1	1
117	117 Vote	This Pile of Trash Remind Us We're All Made of Anime, Videogames, and Sparkles
473	473 Vote	How to Turn Your Baby Into a GameBoy 2	2
240	240 Vote	Psst! Can I Interest You in a Box
7	7 Vote	Blood Ain't Always Thicker Than Peter Gallagher's Eyebrows
169	169 Vote	We Asked 15 People Why They're Wrong
70	70 Vote	Lady Walks Into a Neo-Nazi Rally Armed Only With a Lemonade Stand
90	90 Vote	Man Accuses Wife With Sleeping With Julius Caesar 1	1
72	72 Vote	For Chrissakes, Don't Leave a Kid on Fire
520	520 Vote	There's a 100% Chance You Are Going to Die
170	170 Vote	The Guy Who Fucked a Hot Pocket Tells All, Suggests You Use a Jar of Pasta Sauce
144	144 Vote	21 Ways You Don't Give a Fuck
54	54 Vote	People Try Living in Cleveland
5	5 Vote	21 Struggles of Not Being Poor?
46	46 Vote	13 Monsters Who Have Probably Pooped in the Pledge of Allegiance
201	201 Vote	The Dark Knight Rises, but Not Fast Enough 1	1
73	73 Vote	17 Awkward Moments That Will Send You Straight to Spooky Grammar Hell