Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

51	51 Vote	Bear Was Killed by a 6-Year-Old
109	109 Vote	6 Scientific Findings That Prove Russians Don't Give a F#@k
136	136 Vote	Can Kanye West's Lyrics Be Used in Everyday Conversation
73	73 Vote	Sometimes, the Need to Take Selfie With Corpse
169	169 Vote	"Cinderella" to Join Marvel's Avengers 1	1
100	100 Vote	UPDATED: FBI Arrests Man Over Argument About Nickelback
76	76 Vote	The 15 Worst Places to Poop a Rainbow
7	7 Vote	Tragedy in California: Truck Hits Bus Full of Shit
83	83 Vote	This $347 Yoga Mat Doubles as an Accomplice to Mass Murder
68	68 Vote	4 Scientific Reasons You're a Prostitute
401	401 Vote	Why Americans Should Be Illegal
91	91 Vote	Ice Hockey Is Much Better With Sharks 2	2
155	155 Vote	Fly Like an Asshole 1	1
369	369 Vote	7 Reasons to Start Your Day With a Vengeance
91	91 Vote	Orlando Bloom Is Basically a Gargantuan, Radiation-Spewing Fairy
29	29 Vote	Adorable 4-Year-Old Does Yoga With Her Son
234	234 Vote	Burning Man: SEX DRUGS SEX DRUGS SEX DRUGS SEX DRUGS SEX AND Making Up Yoga Positions
3	3 Vote	Gym Bags Full of Cruise Missiles Makes Total Sense
160	160 Vote	If Michael Bay Directed a Porno 1	1
64	64 Vote	Johnny Depp Wants to Sell Your Home
177	177 Vote	So You're Trapped in a Washing Machine
170	170 Vote	Oooh, That's Gonna Leave a Mark Wahlberg 1	1
106	106 Vote	This Son Paid Off His Parents Mortgage for Christmas by Paying Off Their Mortgage
89	89 Vote	China Is Making Eggs Obsolete 1	1
7	7 Vote	Israeli Casualties Would Be Dead by 2016
47	47 Vote	Why Batman May Not Recover From "Severe Brain Injury"
14	14 Vote	Taylor Swift Would Have Explored Young Han Solo
75	75 Vote	45 Reasons Sharks Are the Real Hero of "The Little Mermaid"
82	82 Vote	Sex With Ukrainian Tank Goes Kamikaze on a Mission to Rescue the World's Tiniest Stop-Motion Film Director
91	91 Vote	I Wouldn't Be Caught Dead at 84
93	93 Vote	Here's How to Stop Singing "Let It Go"
50	50 Vote	Stop Expecting Barbie to Represent Asia
12	12 Vote	Poll: Support for Death of the Homeless Poodle
454	454 Vote	So You've Discovered You're a Babykilling Slut
5	5 Vote	Gwyneth Paltrow Thrilled That Her Kids Speak Spanish Reminds Me Parenting Sucks
531	531 Vote	Canada Is a Huge Hoax
5	5 Vote	Constricting Torture Device Spanx Now Available for Purchase
145	145 Vote	Kim Kardashian's Bare Ass Was Interviewed in This Official Disney Infinity Video. [Update]
76	76 Vote	Photos of Sexy Garbage 1	1
160	160 Vote	Watch Two Rabbits Celebrate Easter by Fornicating on a Daily Basis