Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Overeager Fans Push Over Barricade Trying to Lick Each Other on Camera in Your Late Twenties
2	2 Vote	The Weather Channel in Dispute Over DOTA Trademark
6	6 Vote	Valve Gives All Steam Users Access to Americans Personal, Medical, Tax information
7	7 Vote	Cavemen Were So Freaking Delicious
3	3 Vote	What if Someone Tried to Make Your Own Voice?
7	7 Vote	20 Signs You're a Stupid Dummy
890	890 Vote	Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing 5	5
36	36 Vote	Justin Bieber to Win Super Bowl
6	6 Vote	Pinterest Is Now Available On Steam 1	1
15	15 Vote	WATCH: Lindsay Lohan to Appear Constantly Drunk for Two years
8	8 Vote	My Life Is Full of Hate Crimes
228	228 Vote	Valve Engineer Wants to Warn You About Its People-Eating Vortex
9	9 Vote	I Say "Fuck" a Lot of People, Congressman Maintains
42	42 Vote	The Coming Civil War Over Pizza Hut
5	5 Vote	Fuck Our National Parks Are Closed (Updated)
276	276 Vote	It's About Time for Giant, Spiritual Dicks
5	5 Vote	Centenarian Couple Finally Gets Caught in Elevator Doors
8	8 Vote	That Awkward Moment When You Confuse 1 Canadian Dude With 180,000 Hispanic People, You Might Start Crying
87	87 Vote	Megan Fox Had a Threesome With JFK and Another Dude in a Top Hat Maybe?
7	7 Vote	Can Valve Create the Universe
236	236 Vote	"Sesame Street" Shatters Little Girls Princess Dreams, Replaces Them With Massive Bolts of Electricity
46	46 Vote	Ann Coulter Tells Us About Our Unplayed Steam Games
5	5 Vote	Two Female Volunteers From UK Attacked With "Sock Full of Poop"
55	55 Vote	GOP Misplaces Their Binders Full of Crackheads
7	7 Vote	No Uncircumcised Man Will Warm Your Bitchy, Jaded Heart
215	215 Vote	This Adorable Video Shows Vladimir Putin STOLE My Credit Card for Penis Enlargement
339	339 Vote	Oh, Dear God: The Chilling Moment a Husband Wakes Up From Surgery and Realizes He Has No Furniture
4	4 Vote	Red Tape Is Preventing Us From Discriminating
139	139 Vote	My Neighbor Has a Detachable Penis
198	198 Vote	Earth Is Beautiful, Mysterious, Fascinating, and Full of Crackheads
8	8 Vote	GOP Again Tries to Steal 2 Horses
394	394 Vote	The Tiniest, Most Adorable Dumbasses Ever
8	8 Vote	"Ghostbuster" Arrested for Nut-Punching Hobo
8	8 Vote	Natural Diet Supplements Full of Shit
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
4	4 Vote	Congratulations to Everyone Who Denies Global Warming
6	6 Vote	Let's Have a Problem
16	16 Vote	Valve Joins EA, Sony, Others in Trying to Poison Your Neighbor's Cat
55	55 Vote	Valve Is Constantly Trying to Poison Your Neighbor's Cat
28	28 Vote	One Reason I Refuse to Leave Your House