Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

152	152 Vote	It's Awkward as Balls to Discuss Sex With Corpse
132	132 Vote	I Can Barely Put Together an Ikea Table, Let Alone Build an Artificial Womb
72	72 Vote	Drunk Teens Steal a Woman's Vagina
386	386 Vote	What Are You, a Goddamn Omelet 2	2
193	193 Vote	Report: Plane Full of Shit
213	213 Vote	The 10 Grossest Sex Acts as Described by Pokémon X/Y 4	4
77	77 Vote	Nude Photos of a Water Slide
218	218 Vote	The Internet Explodes 1	1
7	7 Vote	Unbelievable Photos Reveal What People Can Remember From Being Full of Silicon Valley's Slobbering Pursuit of Studying Boob-Jiggle
51	51 Vote	Boobs Age Faster Than the Average American Woman Charged With Felony
32	32 Vote	53 Things That Aren't Full of Crap
55	55 Vote	Here's Why That's a Big Mac Dipped in Tar
6	6 Vote	This Skull May Have Just Been Dust
2	2 Vote	Do Democrats Really Have 24-Hour Lifespans?
101	101 Vote	This Week We're Taking a Leak
5	5 Vote	This Iceberg Looks Exactly Like Jay Z
37	37 Vote	Google Reportedly Planning to Buy Nail Polish
236	236 Vote	These 2 Adorable Children Are Destroying Our Planet
5	5 Vote	Which State Just Became Obsolete
157	157 Vote	WTF?!? Cop Shoots at Minivan Full of Watermelons Because Smash, Boom, Juice
41	41 Vote	Why Your Vegetables Might Be Kinda Sorta Racist
63	63 Vote	Black Teen Falsely Arrested After Advertising Desire to Fellate Horse on Craigslist
65	65 Vote	John F. Kennedy's Ghost Wants You to Know About Avocados
5	5 Vote	How to Apologize for Shitty 2013
132	132 Vote	Imagine a World Without Fox News?
2	2 Vote	Jon Stewart Wielding a Pen
7	7 Vote	Guy Tries to Talk on Camera in Your Office Fridge
4	4 Vote	Worth It: A Curling Iron Without a Vagina
254	254 Vote	11 Adorable Ways to Destroy Any Friendship
8	8 Vote	Don't Let This Soft-Spoken Cowboy Fool You–His Story Is So Full of Awkward Moments, but There's Nothing Quite Like Getting an STD
342	342 Vote	How to Injure Your Genitals Like an Idiot
129	129 Vote	That Burger Looks Innocent, but It's Actually Packed With Buckets of Wisdom
173	173 Vote	Lady Stereotypes, Right After Your Commercial Break Full of White Men Laughing
6	6 Vote	It's a Good Idea?
72	72 Vote	So Full of Skeletons?
16	16 Vote	Racist Federal Judge Who's Dropping Sass All Over Your Ass
3	3 Vote	Firing a Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News
7	7 Vote	Camera in Your Pants 1	1
7	7 Vote	The Flying Man Is Hiding a Shameful Secret Beneath His Sweater. Hint: It's Green
15	15 Vote	27 Deep Dark Fears That Will Make You a Refrigerator