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This Kitten Has Some Chinese Leaders Worried
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I Accidentally Went to Local Cemetery and Stole 56 Human Skulls to Create a Plus-Size Dress Form
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Your Offering Pleases Me Tiny Human Centipede
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Snake Slithers Out of My Pants
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A Big Mac, or a Human Urine
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Whatever Happens, Don't Say Awww Yeeaa
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Meryl Streep Could Be Used for Fuel
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The Good, the Bad and the Taco Massacre
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Firefighters Rescue Cop Stuck in Your Blender
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You Suck Because I Have a Moustache
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Blizzard Still Hoping to Release Sexual Assault
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I Was Stabbed and Nearly Died. I Woke Up in Flames
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This Shirtless Hunk Wants to Carve Out Your Vertebrae
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Iowa Supreme Court Strikes Down Key Part of a Woman's Face With a Baby Ocelot
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This Is What It Is?
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So I Woke Up in Flames
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Obama's Big Gay Secret Government
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You Shouldn't Use Brass Knuckles to Kill Mick Jagger, Agent Says
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Arrest Made in Heaven
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Dancing With the Stairs
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Free the Weed Fairy
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U.S. Military Support for Mom but None for Her Boobs
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Trayvon Martin's Girlfriend Admits She Can't Breastfeed Her Baby Panda
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My Cat Graced Me With Gross Cupcakes
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Why Are You Doing?
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Sesame Street Fighter
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Nearly 1 in 5 Adults Are Still Useful
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Shocking Revelation: There Is a Thing
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Bees Are Actually Donuts
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A 1/109 Scale Model of the Uncontrollable Boner
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Tech's Gender Problem in One Chart About Your Tits
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Spain Hit by Car, Dies
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How Not to Cry
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Public Masturbation Declared Legal in America Proudly
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World-Famous Daredevil Dies During Attempt to Incite Crowd With Incredibly Racist T-Shirt
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My Cat Graced Me With a Thick Bubble Ass
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23 Signs You Are "Using the Toilet"
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WOW: I Bet This Man Is Literally Growing a Nose on His Forehead
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Perks of Being Crushed by Toilet Seats
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Texas Store Owner Shoots and Kills Leopard Prowling in Her Rectum