Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

693	693 Vote	Artificial Sweeteners Are Turning Children Into Witches
76	76 Vote	Five Things Bing Does Better Than a Toilet Seat
10	10 Vote	How Do I Do?
2	2 Vote	The Real Reason You Think
156	156 Vote	Hey Kid, Wanna Buy a Bra
61	61 Vote	Most Math Lectures Make Me Want to Be a Serial Killer 1	1
42	42 Vote	Watch Bilbo Face Off With a Penis Pump
200	200 Vote	How Gay Is Your Inner Potato?
219	219 Vote	4 Major Reasons Why Old People Are Spiteful for Like, No Reason
33	33 Vote	How Do You Do?
311	311 Vote	Finally: Actual Physical Evidence That You Can Have SEX!
165	165 Vote	Spoiler: He Totally Flunks the Spelling Bee. But the 1,000 Lives He's Saved Probably Think Something Entirely Different
2	2 Vote	Today Is a Bad Idea
3	3 Vote	This Han Solo-In-Carbonite Lightswitch Is Clearly Turned on by Farts
268	268 Vote	Love Don't Cost a Thing, Because of Low demand
4	4 Vote	Here's Baby Capybaras Eating Grass Like They're Possessed by Satan
9	9 Vote	Your Purse Is Grosser Than a Snickers Bar
171	171 Vote	All Dogs Go to Mexico for Health Care
357	357 Vote	This Frog Got WAY Too Erotic
141	141 Vote	Two Alligators Topping 720 Pounds Each Caught in Gang Gunfire
277	277 Vote	This Guy Had 50,000 Bees in His Own Flesh
3	3 Vote	Rebel Wilson's Plus-Sized T-Shirt Line Is Finally Validated With an Official Cronut
225	225 Vote	I Was Wrong, I'm Sorry and I Want a Shipload of Money Again
4	4 Vote	After a Frustrating Election, Young Egyptians Look for Online Hookups
9	9 Vote	This Is a Lie
414	414 Vote	Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue. I'm Not Mad. I'm Just Disappointed 1	1
264	264 Vote	LEGO Just Got Real Lesbiany 1	1
890	890 Vote	Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing 5	5
324	324 Vote	She's Baaack: "Call Me Maybe" as Performed by Dead Insects and Spiders
243	243 Vote	Husky Puppy Learning to Read Interspecies Erotica
113	113 Vote	15 Photos That Prove Cats Have It — Actual Drugs
141	141 Vote	Creative High Schooler Writes "YOLO" on His Leg 1	1
171	171 Vote	A Girl Got Sick. By 7 P.M., She Was the Sexiest Man On TV
2	2 Vote	This Is What You Think
70	70 Vote	The Absolute Worst Parts of Your Vulva
259	259 Vote	13 Signs Pregnancy Has Turned Into Wario 1	1
89	89 Vote	Life Hacks for the 18th Century
144	144 Vote	Snoop Dogg and His Otter
8	8 Vote	These Surfing Dogs Are Clearly Being Raised Right
227	227 Vote	This Kid Is Awesome. Now Give Me Birth Control

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