Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	This Han Solo-In-Carbonite Lightswitch Is Clearly Turned on by Farts
268	268 Vote	Love Don't Cost a Thing, Because of Low demand
4	4 Vote	Here's Baby Capybaras Eating Grass Like They're Possessed by Satan
9	9 Vote	Your Purse Is Grosser Than a Snickers Bar
171	171 Vote	All Dogs Go to Mexico for Health Care
357	357 Vote	This Frog Got WAY Too Erotic
141	141 Vote	Two Alligators Topping 720 Pounds Each Caught in Gang Gunfire
276	276 Vote	This Guy Had 50,000 Bees in His Own Flesh
3	3 Vote	Rebel Wilson's Plus-Sized T-Shirt Line Is Finally Validated With an Official Cronut
225	225 Vote	I Was Wrong, I'm Sorry and I Want a Shipload of Money Again
4	4 Vote	After a Frustrating Election, Young Egyptians Look for Online Hookups
9	9 Vote	This Is a Lie
414	414 Vote	Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue. I'm Not Mad. I'm Just Disappointed 1	1
264	264 Vote	LEGO Just Got Real Lesbiany 1	1
889	889 Vote	Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing 5	5
324	324 Vote	She's Baaack: "Call Me Maybe" as Performed by Dead Insects and Spiders
243	243 Vote	Husky Puppy Learning to Read Interspecies Erotica
113	113 Vote	15 Photos That Prove Cats Have It — Actual Drugs
141	141 Vote	Creative High Schooler Writes "YOLO" on His Leg 1	1
171	171 Vote	A Girl Got Sick. By 7 P.M., She Was the Sexiest Man On TV
2	2 Vote	This Is What You Think
70	70 Vote	The Absolute Worst Parts of Your Vulva
259	259 Vote	13 Signs Pregnancy Has Turned Into Wario 1	1
89	89 Vote	Life Hacks for the 18th Century
144	144 Vote	Snoop Dogg and His Otter
8	8 Vote	These Surfing Dogs Are Clearly Being Raised Right
227	227 Vote	This Kid Is Awesome. Now Give Me Birth Control
5	5 Vote	Japan, India, China: We Like to Die
9	9 Vote	FLASHBACK: Two Years Later
143	143 Vote	10 Things Every Self-Respecting Man Over 30 Should Know About Pokémon
118	118 Vote	How to Lose Anal Virginity in Front of TV Crew
47	47 Vote	The Unnecessarily Censored Version of Mr. Potato Head
85	85 Vote	10 Scientists Who Changed Their Diapers
395	395 Vote	27 Signs Your Roommate Is Actually a Synthetic Human Cadaver
221	221 Vote	Don't Let Your Kids Pee in Your Food!
78	78 Vote	Julia Roberts Is a WOMAN. Everyone REMAIN CALM
121	121 Vote	David Cassidy Arrested for Watching Porn During Open-Heart Surgery
4	4 Vote	I Was an Accident
153	153 Vote	Remember 1999? Here's a Vagina Tiara Made From Human Skin
2	2 Vote	Balloon Boy and His Abs Have Come Out as Bisexual

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