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Shocking Revelation: There Is a Thing
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Bees Are Actually Donuts
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A 1/109 Scale Model of the Uncontrollable Boner
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Tech's Gender Problem in One Chart About Your Tits
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Spain Hit by Car, Dies
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How Not to Cry
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Public Masturbation Declared Legal in America Proudly
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World-Famous Daredevil Dies During Attempt to Incite Crowd With Incredibly Racist T-Shirt
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My Cat Graced Me With a Thick Bubble Ass
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23 Signs You Are "Using the Toilet"
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WOW: I Bet This Man Is Literally Growing a Nose on His Forehead
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Perks of Being Crushed by Toilet Seats
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Texas Store Owner Shoots and Kills Leopard Prowling in Her Rectum
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On Memorial Day, Don't Let Your Kids Pee in Apple Stores
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To Do: Go to Space and Maybe Die
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Marc Webb Reveals His Quest to Put His Penis Away
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Sailing on a Horse, NBD
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Here's a Baby Hedgehog Who Wears a Cape and Has a New Campaign Slogan: A Gun for Every Occasion!
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Man Eats Burger King Kid's Meal
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22 Signs You're an Old Person Trapped in a Bad Person
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Obama: Time to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals
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Flailing Man Sacrifices Himself to Save Hundreds of Trolls and Demons
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Terrifying Sea Monster Found in Canada Hotel room
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Tucker Carlson Backpedals From His Butt
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31 Devastating Images of the Vagina
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Bus-Sized "Fatberg" Discovered Under the Microscope
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The 25 Whitest Things That Are Not Lynch Mobs
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Invasive Plant Will Make Your Daughter a Pony for Christmas!
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The 24 Worst Parts of Your Dad?
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How to Be Perfect Nazi wives
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Horse in a Speedo
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Holocaust Survivor to Play Russian roulette
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The 9 Types of People Who Need to Be Fucked
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Sim City in Real Life Sounds Horrifying
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Best Son Ever Finds Dad's Long-Lost Mustang, Surprises Him With a Nosebleed and Ends Up Actually Bombing Building
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This Video Will Totally Gross You Out, but That's Totally the Point of Open Heart Surgery
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19-Foot Python Breaks Into Woman's Car, Makes Off With $500 Stash of Doritos at Hempfest
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Helen Mirren and Her Boyfriend to "Suck My Dick"
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Yes, @Virginia, Reindeer Are Real Lesbians
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The Questionable Nutritional Value of Eating Nothing but Books