Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

225	225 Vote	Student Suspended From School After Being Decapitated 2	2
240	240 Vote	Stop Using Fake Holidays as an Excuse to Bang 4	4
348	348 Vote	What Happened to Me
165	165 Vote	Canines of the Porn Industry
297	297 Vote	Eat Shit and DIE!: A Very Special Episode of Dr. Phil You Won't Watch 1	1
273	273 Vote	THIS Song Argues That GIF Is Pronounced Poop Train 2	2
323	323 Vote	Dear Mr. Putin: How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare YOU?!? 1	1
365	365 Vote	Health Alert: Don't Drink Water or Walk on Land, You'll Be Fine
389	389 Vote	Water Parks Are Filthy and Sinful
2	2 Vote	I Can't Stop Watching Scientologists Getting Sprinklers Turned on by Farts
367	367 Vote	Björk and David Attenborough Team Up to Kill Hitler
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
295	295 Vote	If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here 2	2
76	76 Vote	Can Someone Please Check His Pockets for Five-Year-Olds
2	2 Vote	You've Come a Long Time
78	78 Vote	Puppies Are Terrible at Detecting Subtle Emotional Cues From Women
254	254 Vote	No Tampons and Pads Allowed in the Pee Pee Danger Zone
820	820 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 5	5
3	3 Vote	Have You Seen This Week
10	10 Vote	I Was a Mistake
146	146 Vote	Woman Attempts to Fulfill All Your PG-Rated Fantasies
191	191 Vote	Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance" 1	1
246	246 Vote	Hey, Remember the Early 1800s 1	1
4	4 Vote	Now Here's a President Who Gets Turned on by Farts
167	167 Vote	The Olympic Marathon Runner Who Outran His Own Crotch
626	626 Vote	Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works 2	2
2	2 Vote	Man Hogties Burglar and Leaves Him With 8-Month Erection
4	4 Vote	Would You Masturbate With a Wheelchair
7	7 Vote	Your Constant Masturbation Is Ruining Childrens Lives on Mars
9	9 Vote	Here Is a Lie
147	147 Vote	The Fart That Saved a Woman's Life 1	1
114	114 Vote	Oliver Stone's Son Says 9/11 Was an Honest, Drunken Mistake
237	237 Vote	If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It Alone 3	3
280	280 Vote	Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire 1	1
7	7 Vote	Justin Bieber Pelted by Water That Lacks Artificial Flavoring
169	169 Vote	Teenager Carves His Own Video Game Console
400	400 Vote	I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music 2	2
482	482 Vote	Orange Is the New Hitler 1	1
831	831 Vote	America Should Be Illegal 1	1
169	169 Vote	Jennifer Lopez's Stalker Spent Six Nights in Her Butt

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