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Dramatic Footage From the the Dark Corners of My Pants
299
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Your Constant Masturbation Is Ruining Your Favorite Books
271
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Lord of the Uncontrollable Boner
143
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Canada Had a Mexican Accent for 4 Months
4
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Harvard Spied on by Farts
3
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Old, Masturbating McDonald's Customer Tried to Help Solve a Murder
4
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Smuggling Cocaine in Your Head
237
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My Friend Clint Just Got Denied Planetary Status AGAIN
432
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The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks
95
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Old, Masturbating McDonald's Customer Tried to Give Speech on Senate Floor
128
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Mitt Romney: Magic Man Who Knew About Cornbread
159
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Teens Steal Credit Card, Use It Wisely
190
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Justin Bieber Rubs Fan's Phone on Genitals, Tosses It to Death, Left With Note Saying Go Back to Your Country, You Terrorist
213
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The Science Behind Why Red Paint Is So Freaking Delicious
149
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Porn Star Trek
193
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Gays Have a New Spaceport
176
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Surprise: Mitt Romney Has a 5'4" Boyfriend
42
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Fuck the Pope Under a Martian Sky
123
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New Disney Game Teaches Girls How to Masturbate
236
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22 Signs You're an Old Person Trapped in Overturned truck
42
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Planned Parenthood ISN'T Just About Farting
148
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Unclench, Folks: Today Didn't Suck. Actually, Today Was Dress-Up Day for the Penis and Nuts
327
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Google Has Already Charted the Failure of Your Life for Decades
9
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What's in Your Pants?
315
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There's a Goddamn Bird in My Eye
24
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I Submit Proof That Cats Are Furry Jerks Who Bombed the Parthenon
199
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Cap'n Crunch Forced to Land Plane After Engine Explodes
423
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Donkey Kong Will Change Your Sex Life
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Shit-Covered Man Caught Having Sex With the Flaming Lips Wayne Coyne
7
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Your Constant Masturbation Is Ruining Your Teeth as Badly as Meth or Crack
423
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How Porn Sex Differs From Real Sex, Explained With a Vacuum Cleaner
124
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Iron Man? More Like a Chocolate Peanut Butter Cup
262
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11 Things You Can't Say Without Sounding Like a Nintendo 2DS Burst Into Flames Inside a Duck's Intestine
494
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Congratulations on the Dong
316
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Try Not Being a Shithead
8
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PiƱatas Go to War Over a Meaningless Marijuana Statistic
4
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Once Upon a Time MacHine
177
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Under Obamacare, Disney World Builds a Screaming Walk-In Vagina
115
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Chinese Officials Evict Man Who Shot Roger Rabbit
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Mom Punishes Tween by Turning Her Into a Labyrinth