Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

jot

Voted Headlines

323	323 Vote	Dear Mr. Putin: How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare YOU?!? 1	1
365	365 Vote	Health Alert: Don't Drink Water or Walk on Land, You'll Be Fine
389	389 Vote	Water Parks Are Filthy and Sinful
2	2 Vote	I Can't Stop Watching Scientologists Getting Sprinklers Turned on by Farts
367	367 Vote	Björk and David Attenborough Team Up to Kill Hitler
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
296	296 Vote	If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here 2	2
76	76 Vote	Can Someone Please Check His Pockets for Five-Year-Olds
2	2 Vote	You've Come a Long Time
78	78 Vote	Puppies Are Terrible at Detecting Subtle Emotional Cues From Women
254	254 Vote	No Tampons and Pads Allowed in the Pee Pee Danger Zone
821	821 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 17	17
3	3 Vote	Have You Seen This Week
10	10 Vote	I Was a Mistake
146	146 Vote	Woman Attempts to Fulfill All Your PG-Rated Fantasies
191	191 Vote	Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance" 1	1
246	246 Vote	Hey, Remember the Early 1800s 1	1
4	4 Vote	Now Here's a President Who Gets Turned on by Farts
167	167 Vote	The Olympic Marathon Runner Who Outran His Own Crotch
626	626 Vote	Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works 2	2
2	2 Vote	Man Hogties Burglar and Leaves Him With 8-Month Erection
4	4 Vote	Would You Masturbate With a Wheelchair
7	7 Vote	Your Constant Masturbation Is Ruining Childrens Lives on Mars
9	9 Vote	Here Is a Lie
147	147 Vote	The Fart That Saved a Woman's Life 1	1
114	114 Vote	Oliver Stone's Son Says 9/11 Was an Honest, Drunken Mistake
237	237 Vote	If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It Alone 3	3
280	280 Vote	Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire 1	1
7	7 Vote	Justin Bieber Pelted by Water That Lacks Artificial Flavoring
169	169 Vote	Teenager Carves His Own Video Game Console
400	400 Vote	I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music 2	2
483	483 Vote	Orange Is the New Hitler 1	1
832	832 Vote	America Should Be Illegal 13	13
169	169 Vote	Jennifer Lopez's Stalker Spent Six Nights in Her Butt
610	610 Vote	Spider Webs Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See 2	2
582	582 Vote	Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt 2	2
210	210 Vote	The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in American Politics
477	477 Vote	An Anime Fan Describes His Ultimate Enemy... The Friend Zone 2	2
606	606 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
330	330 Vote	The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay 1	1

← Previous
1
2
…
485
486
487
488
489
490
491
492
493
Next →