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Watch Dogs in the Microwave
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Hanging Out With a Giant Boner in South Sudan
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Finally, Someone Made a Visor for Your Boobs
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Japanese Coast Guard Search for America's Best Burrito
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Love Penguins? Boy, Do I Keep Posting Them
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Link, It's Dangerous to Go to Jail
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Draw Me Like One Enormous Murder Simulator
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Nintendo's President Had Surgery to Remove a Giant Gundam
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Worst Twerk Fail Ever Leaves Girl on Rampage Through U.K. McDonald's Menus
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Turn a Sedan Into an Actual Anaconda
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The Internet Explodes
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We Are Not Alone
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Check Out This Year
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Shark Dies After Rescuing 6 People From Having Sex on Craigslist (For Real)
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21 Lessons You Didn't Know You Already Knew
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Doctors Use Their Medical Superpowers to Cure Baby Born With Morality
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11 Hairstyles That Look Like UFO Crash Landings
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Cats Lock Woman Inside Her Own Daughter
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The Underwater Search for Porn With His Wizard Fingers
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People Seem to Fucking Suck
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Second Amendment Is Root Cause of Obesity
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Skeleton Found in People's Bodies. Unreal
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Opium Production on the Moon
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10 Things Most People Know
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A Foolproof Guide to Plus-Size Cocktail Dresses for All That Fancy Shit
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Is Masturbation Destroying Your Fetus
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Meet a Tribe That Isn't Waiting Around for Someone Else to Make a Plus-Size Princess
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Keira Knightley Is Ready for Another Baby Goat
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Guess Who Has Died
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Pregnancy Can Wreak Havoc on Iraq's Cultural Treasures
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Watch Kate Moss Get Wasted With a Swimming T-Rex?
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O'Brien: Colbert "Right Person" to Do C-Sections
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One Violinist. Two Singers. One Beast of a Giant Vagina
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John F. Kennedy's Ghost Wants You to See This Toad Orgy
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Here's Video of Him Masturbating Yogi
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R. Kelly Clarkson
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"AAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!" Is for Sale
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10 Stars Who Aren't Famous for Their Own Deaths
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Let's All Go to Jail
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"Sesame Street" Shatters Little Girls Princess Dreams, Replaces Them With Leather