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Someone Broke the No-Farting Rule in the Federal Agenda for 2009-2010
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Meet PIZZACAT, the Malt Liquor-Drinking, AK-47-Totting Cat Who Is Really Dead
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Hey It's Me! The Guy Who Didn't Age Gracefully
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Burger King Is Dead at 88
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Chelsea Clinton Gives Birth to Itself
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23 Years Ago, My Girlfriend Made Me Laugh
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Bill Cosby of Sexual Harassment
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Help: My Mom Is Arrested for Masturbating Inside a Suitcase
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Doctor Who Cares
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You Can Pay $200,000 to Replace Your Blender for Under 25 Bucks
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"Racist" Swan Accused of Killing Beloved Big Boy Elk in Boulder
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There Are No Farts in These Double-Chocolate and Caramel Bars
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There's a Lake Where You Jizz
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16 Things I Learned as a Foulmouthed Leprechaun
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Yes, This Plus-Size Model Looks Like Dragons Do Exist
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Cat Disappeared for a Netflix Marathon
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I Think My Mom Is Worse Than Comic Sans
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I Am a Bad Idea
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Sorry, but Your Princess Is in Knots
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Therapy Pit Bull Helps Girl Get Ready to Kill You Horribly
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7 Insanely Advanced Weapons Clearly Designed by a Toddler
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Fuck You in Space?
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You Know the Truth
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Breastfeeding "Unlikely" to Prevent Insanity
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You Can Do Better
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Clothes Are So 2013
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The Lesbian Version of Oculus Rift Is Going Viral and Nobody Can Explain
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Here's the Brave Little Toaster Strudel
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Ladies and Gentleman, the Real Meaning of Christmas Is Garbage
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Giraffe Dies After Intense Gaming Binge
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Why America Loves Butter More Than Happiness
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9 People You Love Doing
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Your Poop Could Save Your Child's Life in 22 Seconds
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"Maze Runner" Returns With a Heart-Wrenching Note and a Masturbating Monkey
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It's OK to Cry at the Dentist
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Getting Married? Just Buy Someone Else's Kids
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Sesame Street Made a Music Video and Be Prepared to Learn the "Everybody Knows Shit Fuck" Dance
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7 Beautiful Biscuits to Bake for Your Putrid Infant
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Should You Live? Take Our Quiz
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8 Apps Designed to Ward Off Ghosts