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Bernie Sanders Wins
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DONALD Trump Whines
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Water Tower That Pulls Water From the Past
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Police Say What
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The Perfect Tool to Measure Farts
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Dang You Got Two Boobs
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My Coworker Is a Tree
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Prince William Shatner
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Winter Has Come, but It's Not Masturbation!
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Four Shot to Death During Surgery Because of "Spelling Mistake"
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Kill It! Kill It With Bitcoin
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Unleash Your Inner Child Pornography
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Mummified Body of a Black Woman Convicted
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The 6 Trolliest Ways You Could Die
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Tom Cruise Ship
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Spice Up Your Butt
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Wakka Wakka, Baby Alpacas
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Samuel L. Jackson Hole
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Just the Fucking Best Lamp
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World Grants Dying Boy's Wish to Get Rekt
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Why Am I Getting Turned on by This Bus-Sized Crocodile
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Justin Bieber Continues to Exist
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Which Weasley Should Be Recycled
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This Owl Trying to Build a Giant Dong
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Which Bizarre Sex Toy Should You Marry?
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Dude, Your Wife Wants You to Go Deeper
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99.9% of Everyone Poops
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Erotic Art Usually Just Titillates. His Erotic Art, Though? Changed the Course of History Again
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Physics Students Describe How to "Pick Up Grandmas"
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I Will Make You Feel
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I, Glornak, Have Slain the Evil Rubber Band!
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TNA Impact Wrestling, a Promotion Full of Farts
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Chris Tucker Is Being Turned Into a Dystopia Overnight
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Stop What You're Thinking
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Someone Left Sex Toys All Over Bristol Palin
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Fascinating Womanhood: How to Get an Erect Penis Into a Baby Boy!
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Think Hiroshima and Nagasaki Were Bad? Check This App Out
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Finally, Groot Is Getting His Period
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Target Thinks "Plus-Size" Means Being Pregnant, Apparently Volkswagen
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John Cena Having a Halibut Afternoon