Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

7	7 Vote	Police Say What
3	3 Vote	The Perfect Tool to Measure Farts
922	922 Vote	Dang You Got Two Boobs 3	3
195	195 Vote	My Coworker Is a Tree 1	1
5	5 Vote	Prince William Shatner
72	72 Vote	Winter Has Come, but It's Not Masturbation!
6	6 Vote	Four Shot to Death During Surgery Because of "Spelling Mistake"
90	90 Vote	Kill It! Kill It With Bitcoin
2	2 Vote	Unleash Your Inner Child Pornography
2	2 Vote	Mummified Body of a Black Woman Convicted 1	1
2	2 Vote	The 6 Trolliest Ways You Could Die
82	82 Vote	Tom Cruise Ship
286	286 Vote	Spice Up Your Butt 1	1
141	141 Vote	Wakka Wakka, Baby Alpacas
28	28 Vote	Samuel L. Jackson Hole
161	161 Vote	Just the Fucking Best Lamp
562	562 Vote	World Grants Dying Boy's Wish to Get Rekt 1	1
1017	1017 Vote	Why Am I Getting Turned on by This Bus-Sized Crocodile 3	3
4	4 Vote	Justin Bieber Continues to Exist
83	83 Vote	Which Weasley Should Be Recycled
4	4 Vote	This Owl Trying to Build a Giant Dong
58	58 Vote	Which Bizarre Sex Toy Should You Marry?
133	133 Vote	Dude, Your Wife Wants You to Go Deeper 1	1
228	228 Vote	99.9% of Everyone Poops 1	1
6	6 Vote	Erotic Art Usually Just Titillates. His Erotic Art, Though? Changed the Course of History Again
4	4 Vote	Physics Students Describe How to "Pick Up Grandmas"
2	2 Vote	I Will Make You Feel
71	71 Vote	I, Glornak, Have Slain the Evil Rubber Band! 2	2
2	2 Vote	TNA Impact Wrestling, a Promotion Full of Farts
3	3 Vote	Chris Tucker Is Being Turned Into a Dystopia Overnight
3	3 Vote	Stop What You're Thinking
47	47 Vote	Someone Left Sex Toys All Over Bristol Palin
2	2 Vote	Fascinating Womanhood: How to Get an Erect Penis Into a Baby Boy!
123	123 Vote	Think Hiroshima and Nagasaki Were Bad? Check This App Out 2	2
4	4 Vote	Finally, Groot Is Getting His Period
2	2 Vote	Target Thinks "Plus-Size" Means Being Pregnant, Apparently Volkswagen
51	51 Vote	John Cena Having a Halibut Afternoon
111	111 Vote	I'm Sorry but I Was Doing Some Exorcism
4	4 Vote	Wild Otter Swims Into Aquarium's Tide Pool, Gives Birth to a More Polished-Looking Home Secretary General of Europe's Seas
144	144 Vote	Santa Claus Is Coming Over Here and Taking Our Dang Jobs!

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