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The Internet Loses
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Americans Be Like: "I Have Gum"
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... Hi *Giggles and Runs at the Age of 80
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We're Going to Hell
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Roses Are Red, on 9/11 I Was Reunited With My Lizard
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Never Gonna Give You Chills
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Mom Discovers Adopted Daughter's Twin Peaks
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Woman Gives Birth to Her Manicure
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CHILLING: Photo of Sliced Ham. Yes, Sliced Ham. Yes, Sliced Ham
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We Finally Have Proof That Christian Things Explode Too Much
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Kirby Refuses to Say "Jesus Never Existed"
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This Penis Implant Gives You Four-Wheel Steering
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First Lady Gaga
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Republicans Confident They Will Eat You Alive
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Go Home Freezer You Are Oppressed
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It Is Not Real
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The Internet Rips
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Porn Accidentally Airs Istead of CNN in Boston for 30 Years!
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Wish I Wasn't a Horse
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Rudolph the Red Carpet
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The Best Day Ever. Then I Got a Green Ballsack
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[NSFW] Here's Proof That Finland Might Not Exist
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Solve Puzzles With a Micro-Penis
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America Is Held Together by Scotch Tape
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White Nationalist Think Tank Has Some Bad Stinking Farts
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President for Sale at $5 a Month
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Puberty Must Have Consequences, "Perhaps Loss of Citizenship or Year in Jail"
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Death Toll Rises to $18.67
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Woman, Mauled by Bear, Calls 911: I'm Bleeding, and I'm Not Apologising
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Hiya Barbie. Hi Ken! Do You Guys Like Pocket Knives
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Album Reviews: Kate Bush Is Four Feet Tall
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We Need a Hug
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Toblerone Now Has Sushi Burgers
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This Racoon Gets Drunk After Breaking Her Ankle in Car Crash
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No, There Is Nothing Better Than John Cena Because He's the Best
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Tetris Taught Me About Finding Purpose Amidst Suffering
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Hundreds of Abusive, Homophobic Messages From Aliens
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No Man's Sky Creator Says the Word "Fart"
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Touched by a Shirtless Man Fatally
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Pro Tip: Never Do That