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Puppies Are Terrible at Democracy
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Family Very Upset to Find Waldo
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The Entrance to Hell Is My Grandma
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Disney Wants You to F@#k Off
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FBI: We'll Give You Cancer
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11 More Terrifyingly Violent Illustrations of Dinosaurs Fucking
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Grandpa Wrestles Shark With Bare Hands While High and Pantsless
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George R.R. Martin Reveals How He Turned Into Wario
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Katy Perry's Filthy, Awesome New Drink: Water
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Why Putin Is Now a Transformer
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Obama Takes a Shit
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Arizona Mom Arrested for Sex With Ghosts
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John F. Kennedy's Ghost Wants You to Know About Avocados
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Obama Tries to Politely Tell Mario That Toad's Gay
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"Lego Movie 2" Will Have Less Sex Advice, Fewer Gay Men Being Beaten on Camera
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How to Kill Hitler
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I'm Trying to Ruin Your Childhood
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How I Stopped Being a Badger
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Sitcoms Are Actually Terrifying
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Watch a Bald Eagle Crash Into a Dumbass
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Angelina Jolie Buys Her Son a "Death Sentence"
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Cocaine-Filled Condoms Sent to Vatican FOR POPE BLESSING
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Oprah Wants You to Reevaluate Your Entire Face
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"Honey Boo Boo" Nominated for Nobel Peace Prize
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Canadians Stuck in Claw Machines
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Homophobes Are Gay, Says Science Experiments
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Watch Tetris Played on Meth Lab Equipment
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12 Sexual Positions That Should Require a License
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Does Congress Actually Do Anything Right
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I Have Never Heard of Montreal
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Let's Send Pizza to People Who Give a Shit
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Kanye Apparently Shot an American Soldier. The Soldier's Reply: Priceless
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Macklemore Is a Bird
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Goats Are Jerks and They Might Ruin economies
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How to Get F*cked Up
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Bro Shows Us How to Be an Asshole
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Hey It's Me! The Guy in a Police Van
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Health Is Bad for Us? Sadly, Yes
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Michelle Obama Makes Me Feel Like Shit
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