Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

114	114 Vote	Adorable Fawn Is Addicted to Being Given Antipsychotic Drugs
20	20 Vote	Nina Agdal Should Just Eat Some Damn Cupcakes
9	9 Vote	Parents Learn About "Fornication"
7	7 Vote	How Do You Respond When Hollywood Producers Try to Cut Jesus From Your Daughter
226	226 Vote	Obama Is "Taking a Nap" While Iraq Burns
41	41 Vote	Tiger Woods Looks Super Athletic in His Return to "The Fappening"
2	2 Vote	Charlamagne Has an Epic Rant on Why Millennials Suck and Should Never, Wrestle Again
9	9 Vote	Can You REALLY Not Give a Fuck About It?
57	57 Vote	Watch These Feisty Penguins Get Into Harvard?
38	38 Vote	Beyonce Is Getting Slammed by Both Russian and EU Sanctions
61	61 Vote	Unnecessary Censorship Is Hilarious Because It's Offensive to Brazilians
76	76 Vote	Britney Spears May Have Psychic Abilities
3	3 Vote	Tim Cook Has It All: Vampires, Ninjas, and Vampire Ninjas
72	72 Vote	This Comedian Breaks Down Crying. Humanity Cheers
23	23 Vote	Jay Leno Deftly Sidesteps Bill Cosby at the Lego Kwik-E-Mart
103	103 Vote	Wu-Tang Clan to Sell Bigfoot Porn Ebooks
9	9 Vote	Cheats for Surviving While Stranded at the Gynecologist's Office
155	155 Vote	You Can Survive Being an Asshole
240	240 Vote	Experts Say the Universe Exist?
144	144 Vote	Canada Is Really Happening!
54	54 Vote	Bill Murray Is the World's Most F*ckable Celebrity
92	92 Vote	Oh, Look. It's a Joint
6	6 Vote	My Little Pony, Is a Movie About Escaping Under the Dome: "Manhunt"
304	304 Vote	7 Movie Villains Who Probably Have Weird Dicks 1	1
229	229 Vote	These Babies Are Bullsh*t
33	33 Vote	5 Baltimore Ravens Players Have Been Converted Into Secular Buildings
58	58 Vote	Beyoncé Blessed Some Zoo Animals With Sex Lives 1	1
130	130 Vote	6 Insane but Plausible Ways Your Dog Is Thinking About Standing for Parliament
9	9 Vote	He's Just a Paint Brush
319	319 Vote	Justin Bieber Gets Baptized in a Slow Cooker 1	1
240	240 Vote	Psst! Can I Interest You in a Box
169	169 Vote	We Asked 15 People Why They're Wrong
70	70 Vote	Lady Walks Into a Neo-Nazi Rally Armed Only With a Lemonade Stand
78	78 Vote	That Water Freezes When It's Freezing Outside
90	90 Vote	Man Accuses Wife With Sleeping With Julius Caesar 1	1
86	86 Vote	This Bunny Eating Raspberries Is Absolutely Inspiring
72	72 Vote	For Chrissakes, Don't Leave a Kid on Fire
520	520 Vote	There's a 100% Chance You Are Going to Die
170	170 Vote	The Guy Who Fucked a Hot Pocket Tells All, Suggests You Use a Jar of Pasta Sauce
144	144 Vote	21 Ways You Don't Give a Fuck

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