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Kittens Frolicking Is Basically Porn
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Police Arrest Woman for Being Total Bullshit
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Fuck You to Sleep
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Yes, You Are Voldemort, Says Study
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All Dogs Go to Prison
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Time to Recognize That All Drugs Are Expensive but Porn Isn't
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Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of You
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Quit Fucking With Us
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Oh, It's Just Marijuana
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Madonna: I Was Doctor Seuss
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U.S. Government Shut Down Mother Nature
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Sunday Sign-Off: Leave Your Tumblr Porn Gifs Alone
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Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage
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U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now
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Elmo Continues to Doubt the Warren Commission
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BBC Apologizes for Giving a Shit About Gender Politics
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"Sesame Street" Shatters Little Girls Princess Dreams, Replaces Them With Polonium
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NSA Director Alexander Admits He Lied About Being a Douche
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Katy Perry's Boobs Are No More
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What It's Like to Read Interspecies Erotica
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101 Things Older Than 55 Seconds
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Yelp User Posts Negative Review Online
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Why You Should Be Fired
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Blizzard Lays Off Thousands, Builds Huge Prison
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Why Shitty Journalism Is So Terrible
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How Crocodile Extinction Led to the Kardashians
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Oh God, This Fucking Pencil
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Researchers Make Alcohol Disappear
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Watch Live: Obama Speaks Out About Twerking
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Please Don't Learn Anything
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Sonic Is in Labor
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UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport
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BREAKING: Obama Starts Having the Sex Talk
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Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness
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I'd Fuck a Dragon
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Crisis: Americans Are Lying Liars
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This Doctor Had a Breakdown, Saw a Therapist, and Ended Up Defeating the KKK
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Uh-Oh: Jon Stewart Returns to Porn
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Prepare to Be Prepared
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69 Things More Erotic Than the President