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Republican Worried That Care Bears Are Magnificent Beasts
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Lady Gaga Declares Why She Left Earth
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Shakespeare Was Kind of Gay?
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Awkward Sex at Your Barbecue
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Miley Cyrus Rolls Around Sensually in Her Garage
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Authorities Are Concerned About Your Dick Pic
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What Do We Mean When We Say F*&k the Police ?
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This Frog Got WAY Too Erotic
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This Pillow Promises to End All Wars
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Bart Simpson, Child Pornography and Free Tacos
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Justin Bieber Banned From Indoor Skydiving Spot for Being a Dick
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We Have Sex With Ghosts
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Your Constant Masturbation Is Ruining Your Life?
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Microsoft Might Be Destroying the Universe
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No, Science Has Not Improved
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10 Signs You Are a Shiba Inu
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Tumblr Thinks Everything Is Scary
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I Don't Think You Can Eat After Getting Shot 110 Times?
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You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science Fiction
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Obama TONIGHT: America Does Not Exist
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Republicans Continue to Be Legitimately Terrified Of Space
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Happy 35th Birthday to the Moon
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How to Masturbate In Public
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13 Signs Pregnancy Has Turned Into Wario
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Women's Employment Numbers Are Down Because Everyone's on Drugs, Duh
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Taylor Swift's New Song "Poor Decisions"
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Snoop Dogg and His Otter
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Bodyguard Chokes Anthony Kiedis After Mistaking Him for Matt Damon: "Close Enough"
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David Cassidy Arrested for Watching Porn During Open-Heart Surgery
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What's Wrong With This Fucking Pencil
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Shia LaBeouf Is Really Fucking Lazy
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Some Good News: God Has Been Cancelled
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Lego Space Shuttle Grounded Again
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Members of Congress, I Will Punch You in Less Than 2 Min
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Fuck Today, Let's Look at THIS CAT
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And the Moon Explodes
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41,000,006 Reasons Why Santa Is Sexy
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Microsoft Ready for Dat Booty
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Obama Pushes for Warrantless Access to Pornography
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Yup, Your Dog Licked My Balls