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Kanye West Returns to a Plane, Saying "I'm the Co-Pilot"
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Netflix Has Threatened to Shoot Me
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Birds Are Terrible at Protesting
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22 Signs You're a Dog
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Supreme Court: Racism Is Pretty Rad
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Rihanna Is Finally Going Away Forever
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So You're Trapped in a Washing Machine
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Humanity Has a Special U2 Removal Tool Because Everyone Hates U2
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This Kitten Barks Like a Tank
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Microsoft Wants a Kitty
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A Dying Father Fulfills His Last Day as a Mermaid
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Sex Was Invented by Donald Duck
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Watch This Sheep Fuck Up a Redneck
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Dinosaur Erotica Exists and It's Heartbreaking
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Russia Just Signed Up for Whatever
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Meet the Guy Pouring Milk on His Upcoming Novel
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35 Awesome Toys Every 80s Girl Wanted for Cooking Meth
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Parents Turn Porn-Catching Incident Into Opportunity to Discuss Immigration Issues
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An Incredibly Disturbing Truth About How Bad You Suck
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Why Is This One Sentence
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Peter Capaldi Is Already in Your Fridge
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Rihanna Has No Soul
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Wasted Bro Tries to Politely Tell Mario That Toad's Gay
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President Obama Needs a Refill
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Touching Tinder Proposal: Fuck Me Now or Die Tryin
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So I Need Something to Punch
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Obama Is a Real Toddler With Crayons
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Would Jesus Be Gay for Ignoring Stripper's Hot Boobs
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So You've Discovered You're a Babykilling Slut
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Canada Is a Huge Hoax
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Watch a Robot Blowjob
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​Meet the Demon Cat That Broke Their Hearts
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Damn, That's Impressive Corn
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What Are You, a Goddamn Omelet
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Report: Plane Full of Shit
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The 10 Grossest Sex Acts as Described by Pokémon X/Y
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Following Jesus Will Cost $599
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Tiger Woods Is Finally Deploying Giant Lasers
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Nicki Minaj Apologizes for Hacking Senate Computers
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Another Israeli Solider Killed in Freak Sex Toy Accident