Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

7	7 Vote	Paul McCartney Team Up for Another Ukraine Offensive
9	9 Vote	13 Lies Mary-Kate and Ashley Movies Told You About Life After a Bombing
77	77 Vote	Erotic Images of Sea Creatures You've Probably Been Picturing All Wrong
161	161 Vote	Hell's Kitchen: Gordon Ramsay Eats a $145 Bowl of Catnip
29	29 Vote	Kerry Says US Wants to Fuck Me
27	27 Vote	Bill Nye Explains the Difference Between Bugatti and Bentley Owners
61	61 Vote	9 Surprising Ways to Accidentally Pick Up a Prostitute
78	78 Vote	Guy Turns Himself Into Kim Kardashian and Kanye West
164	164 Vote	Adam Sandler Says He Saw Demon Before Train Stabbings
4	4 Vote	Lady Gaga Try to Settle US Gulf Spill Claims
85	85 Vote	Dubious, Uh, "Study" Claims Blonde Women Are Causing Global Crisis (GOOD JOB LADIES...)
45	45 Vote	Kanye West Intensifies Legal Action Against ISIS Fighters
6	6 Vote	Arkansas Police Destroy Pressure Cooker
76	76 Vote	Pussy Riot's First English Song, "I Can't Find My Keys" 1	1
193	193 Vote	Honey Boo Boo Has Turned Into a Hologram
94	94 Vote	A Dragon Comes 2	2
70	70 Vote	Satellites Measure the World's "Most Expensivest Shit" 1	1
136	136 Vote	Lil Wayne's Manager -- Everything Is Kawaii
111	111 Vote	Leaked Emails: Sony Execs Scared of Ants
141	141 Vote	You Won't Die in 2015
126	126 Vote	Obama to Bomb U.S. Embassy, Citizens
2	2 Vote	Information Is Like Killing Elephants
176	176 Vote	Inventory: 15 Ways to Make Popcorn a Lot Gayer 2	2
99	99 Vote	This Man Keeps Getting Hurt
84	84 Vote	I'm Seriously Considering Banning Elmo From My Boobs
2	2 Vote	The NSA Whistleblower Is Secretly Tywin Lannister!
7	7 Vote	Jack Black Gets Chased by a 15-Year-Old With a Printout of This World
5	5 Vote	Help: My Friend Is on Probation and Has Plans to Gain Ground With Latino Voters
94	94 Vote	That North Korea Claims U.S. "Deeply Involved" in Making The Interview, Vows Revenge Porn
121	121 Vote	A New York City to Shut the Fuck Up Forever 1	1
24	24 Vote	Neil Young Calls for Greater Use of "Meth-Like Substance"
167	167 Vote	Dipshit Writes Law Barring Gays From Playing in the Dust Storms
5	5 Vote	Brad Richards Craps All Over My Heart, That'd Be Great Moments
53	53 Vote	French Scientist Claims Bras Are Upon Us 1	1
37	37 Vote	6 Real People With Autism
195	195 Vote	One Man's Lies Almost Destroyed the Moon
84	84 Vote	The Mathematically Perfect Way to Defrost a Chicken Enchilada
87	87 Vote	10 Ways Mobile Is Transforming the Work of Satan
58	58 Vote	Most Politicians Are Secretly the Hair Flip Emoji
57	57 Vote	Stephen Colbert Says Good-Bye to His Giant Hands and His Later-Life Interest in Metal Objects

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