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Fuck This Fucking Week
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"Godmother of Cocaine" Gunned Down in the Sandbox at Recess
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Woman Forced Off Plane for Refusing to Convert to Mormonism
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Donkey Kong Will Change Your Sex Life
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Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes
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Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
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Try Not Being a Shithead
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Man Sued for Performing Unneeded Sex-Assignment Surgery on Baby Moose
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Microsoft Ready for Your Nude Pics
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Big Pharma Seeks to Ban Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Rainbows
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Keep Your Guinea Pig Protected With a GRENADE
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Laughter Erupts When GOP Senator Accidentally Votes YES on Immigration Reform
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Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies?
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A Twist That Will Make You Hail Satan
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Sheriff's Deputy Secretly Pepper Sprayed Teen's Pizza, Made Him Immortal
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Is Obama Really a Planet?
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Elmo Won't Be Charged in 1945 Massacre
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Martha Stewart Can't Stop Talking About Dicks at Taco Bell Today...
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The Vatican Tries a Little Coke Snorting
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Obama Dismisses GOP Criticism of His Pasta
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I Believe I May Have Died From Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation
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Baby Amazingly Survives Tragic Accident That Killed Him
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Cleveland Kidnapper Sentenced to 1000 Hours of Fun!
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Dog Forced to Sign People Up For ObamaCare
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Paula Deen, in Full Combat Gear to Visit North Korea
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Justin Bieber Refuses to Die
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Dog Pushes Another Dog in Hot Interracial Gay Relationship
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Japan College Offers PhD in Dog Annoyance
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Obama: We Can't Get Enough of Hitler
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Train Yourself to Feel Like Shit
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Prince William Describes Baby George as a Weak leader
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Crisis: Americans Are Still Alive
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EXCLUSIVE: How to Find Waldo
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The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in Animal Crossing
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Will Smith Makes Out With His Kids
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Google Threatens to Fuck Up
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Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep
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Stop Using Fake Holidays as an Excuse to Bang
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Canines of the Porn Industry
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Justin Bieber Man Enough to Masturbate in Public