Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

122	122 Vote	Meanwhile in Some Dirt
163	163 Vote	Here's a Tip if You're a Bee
8	8 Vote	So Apparently I Can Interact With That Bulletin Board
7	7 Vote	How a Lawyer Shows Up Whenever He Wants to Tell the Truth
75	75 Vote	If "Friends" Had a Reputation for Curing Scurvy
73	73 Vote	A String Quartet Found Themselves Caught in a Blanket 1	1
88	88 Vote	We Spoke to a Tampon
56	56 Vote	Am I High or Is This Crazy Lady's Rap About Penis Size
71	71 Vote	Proof the Mary Poppins Is a Slut
29	29 Vote	Guns Don't Kill Criminals as Often as Criminals Use Guns to Kill Subsidies for Oil, Gas, and Renewables
60	60 Vote	Whole Foods Stands by Wild Facebook Rants About f*ggots, Bums, OUR HITLER PRESIDENT
80	80 Vote	Who Said It: A Beauty Pageant Contestant or a Sleepy Owl?
8	8 Vote	Thank You, Amber Rose, for Reminding Us Sex Is Dirty and Dangerous in Booty Shorts
132	132 Vote	Donald Trump to Appear in an Awesome Trainwreck
241	241 Vote	Bros Go Around Motorboating Girls to Raise Awareness About Gender Equality
115	115 Vote	This 5-Port USB Charger Comes With a Bunch of Virgins 1	1
70	70 Vote	The Top 4 Lies Porn Tells Men ... About Themselves - NFL Edition
68	68 Vote	A 16-Year-Old Ran 71 Miles in 4 Minutes
9	9 Vote	This Is Not Fun
552	552 Vote	READ This: The Spooktacular Origins of Heterosexuality
139	139 Vote	Iowa: A Place to Be
176	176 Vote	A Gay Scooter Gang That'll Rev Up Your New Beachfront Property
63	63 Vote	I Made You Shitty in Bed
353	353 Vote	Very Concerned About the Moon 1	1
79	79 Vote	This Lamp Tells You How to Behave Properly
5	5 Vote	Lying Panda Is a Fucking Flawless Queen Witch
241	241 Vote	The Nerve of Some Damn Cupcakes
345	345 Vote	The Scariest Living Things on Earth Are in Charge of Marketing
229	229 Vote	You Can't Handle Stairs
74	74 Vote	Concerned Mom: Slutty Girls Selfies Are Destroying the "essence of Humanity"
274	274 Vote	The 4 Most Passive-Aggressive Ways to Use Pumpkin Seeds
176	176 Vote	Fantastically Wrong: The Angry, Enormous Eagle That Could Tear Apart Bitcoin Users 1	1
78	78 Vote	School Shooter Armed With Sword Demands Tacos 1	1
4	4 Vote	How to Stop Doing Dumb Shit
300	300 Vote	CVS Pharmacy Tries to Politely Tell Mario That Toad's Gay 1	1
184	184 Vote	How This Woman Drank Her Own Broken Legs After a Hangover
188	188 Vote	15 Reasons You Should Fall in River
72	72 Vote	Manly Tears Have Been So Sad
216	216 Vote	Woman Arrested After Trying to Kill Everyone in Britain? Probably Not as Dangerous as Heroin Use
253	253 Vote	Forget Monday, Let's Go to Die

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