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Your Baby Is Totally Dumb
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Ice Cream, and My Balls
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Google Chrome May Soon Regenerate Damaged Body Parts Like Salamanders
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KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs
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My Year as an African Lion
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Map: Is Your Coffee Drugged? Yes. With Coffee
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I Can't Help but Notice That There Aren't Any Female Breakfast Cereal Mascots?
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Prepare to Be Prepared
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69 Things More Erotic Than the President
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Google Reader Users Have to Be Upside-Down
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I May Have Died
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Judge Finds Cop NOT GUILTY of Being a Douche
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Anthony Weiner Claims He Was Fired for Being the Antichrist
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Republicans Continue to Insist They're Legit
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Don't Be Discouraged by His Balls ... Says Mom
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Congress Is Definitely Drunk
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Check Out My New Favorite Rap Track About Menstrual Blood
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Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News
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Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water
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Oh Great, Now I'm Depressed and on VIDEO
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I Rediscovered My Childhood Love of Your Childhood
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Today Sure Is Silly
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Why Don't We Start Treating Guns More Like Bananas?
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Confession: I Don't Care
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Atheists Are Like Terrorists, Except Without the Hassle
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Oh Great, Now I'm Dead
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Wikipedia to Shut Up
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Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying
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WATCH: Girl Tells Boy She Has to Eat to Live
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Don't Listen to These 26 Million Children
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Touch Solid Snake All Over the Place
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I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M
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19 Struggles of Being Addicted to Puns
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21 Cooking Tips That Will Kill Us All
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26 Puns That Are Holding You Back
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There Is a Banana
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Nintendo Steps Into Porn Biz
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Reminder: Apply to Be a Lady
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Activision: We May, in Fact, Be Afraid of the MOON
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Apple's iPad: Still Not a HOOKER