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If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend
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U.S. Government Shut Down Mother Nature
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Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage
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It's Unlikely You've Ever Loved Anything
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U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now
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I've Seen GHOSTS!!!! ... One Popped Out of Noodles
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Martin Luther King Jr. Had an AMAZING Plan to Destroy Earth
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President Obama: Don't Drone Me Bro
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Here's a Dog That Looks Like a Cell Phone
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The One Awesome Fact About Eating Squid Sperm
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Katy Perry's Boobs Are No More
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What It's Like to Read Interspecies Erotica
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Find Out What to Think
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There's No Such Thing as a Stripper
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Stupid Hipster Beards Are Ruining Your Life?
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The Science of Getting High (Maybe)
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We're Playing Halo for 24 Hours Straight on Behalf of Morons
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101 Things Older Than 55 Seconds
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Yelp User Posts Negative Review Online
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Why You Should Be Fired
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Blizzard Lays Off Thousands, Builds Huge Prison
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NASA Plans to Send Poison-Laced Letter to Nerds
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Wizards & Cyborgs Unite to Push for Marriage Proposals
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Why Shitty Journalism Is So Terrible
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How Crocodile Extinction Led to the Kardashians
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Everyone Should Get Jobs
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Oh God, This Fucking Pencil
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Rihanna's Adventure in Space
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Researchers Make Alcohol Disappear
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Obama Is One Delusional Bitch
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Watch Live: Obama Speaks Out About Twerking
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Please Don't Learn Anything
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Sonic Is in Labor
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Tony Hawk Game, Says Tony Hawk Game, Says Tony Hawk
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UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport
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Loud-Ass TV Ads Are About to Be Tamed?
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Young Child Dies in Tragic Accident at 33
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BREAKING: Obama Starts Having the Sex Talk
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Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness
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I'd Fuck a Dragon