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Republican Worried That Care Bears Are Threatened , Not "Endangered"
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Fuck This Fucking Week
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Not Enough Parents Are Turning Children Into Witches
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Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes
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Walter White Supremacist
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Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
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Poll: Majority of Adults Are Morons
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Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies?
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This Guy Walks Around My College With This Fucking Pencil
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Cap'n Crunch Forced to Convert to Mormonism
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Gandalf Trades His Pipeweed for a PlayStation 4
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Old People Aren't Nearly as Interesting as Space Warrior-Strippers
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The Vatican Tries a Little Coke Snorting
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I Believe I May Have Died From Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation
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Baby Amazingly Survives Tragic Accident That Killed Him
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Dog Forced to Sign People Up For ObamaCare
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Finally, Someone Has Made Dating More Difficult Than It Needs To Be
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Justin Bieber Refuses to Die
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Doctor Diagnoses Female Patient With Lost Limb 47 Years After amputation
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Obama: We Can't Get Enough of Hitler
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Train Yourself to Feel Like Shit
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EXCLUSIVE: How to Find Waldo
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Google Threatens to Fuck Up
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Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep
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Student Suspended From School After Being Decapitated
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28 Day Wait Now Required Just to Invade Earth?
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Men Just as Gross as They Sound
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Justin Bieber Man Enough to Masturbate in Public
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THIS Song Argues That GIF Is Pronounced Poop Train
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The Mostly Sexless Sex Scandal (SFW)
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How Texas Just Made Tea-Bagging Uncool
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Man Gets 22 Years for Tumblr Joke
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90% of Americans Are Just Plain Wrong
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Unicorn Lair Discovered in California
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Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman
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Autism Linked to Autism
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23 Signs You're a Huge Mistake
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Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many
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Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It
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President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry