Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

365	365 Vote	Republicans Continue to Be Legitimately Terrified Of Space 5	5
299	299 Vote	27 Clever New Ways to Destroy Earth
371	371 Vote	Happy 35th Birthday to the Moon
146	146 Vote	Dogs Basically Don't Care if You Enjoy Your Wedding Day 1	1
134	134 Vote	How to Avoid Burying Someone Alive 1	1
251	251 Vote	Russia Is a Huge Mistake 2	2
175	175 Vote	How to Masturbate In Public 1	1
235	235 Vote	There's Something Wrong With Ronald McDonald 1	1
121	121 Vote	Here's One Thing You Could Do With Human Sperm 1	1
70	70 Vote	The Absolute Worst Parts of Your Vulva
89	89 Vote	Life Hacks for the 18th Century
218	218 Vote	Why Is the Future
477	477 Vote	First Official Look at THIS CAT
99	99 Vote	The Time to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals
100	100 Vote	WATCH: Mitt Romney's Scandalous Gay Past!
131	131 Vote	Rat Trying to Kill Hitler via Time Travel?
1	1 Vote	Did You Just Ate McDonald's. Seriously
133	133 Vote	Here's the Racist Band That Only Sings About Pizza
200	200 Vote	You Suck Because I Have a Moustache 3	3
115	115 Vote	Fuck Today, Let's Look at THIS CAT 2	2
90	90 Vote	Microsoft Ready for Dat Booty
706	706 Vote	Tumblr Has a Terrible Idea 3	3
145	145 Vote	The Sun Has Been Cancelled 3	3
127	127 Vote	Australia No Longer Exists 1	1
136	136 Vote	"Twerk" and Selfie Added to Call of Duty: Black Ops
212	212 Vote	Free the Weed Fairy 1	1
83	83 Vote	New Video Game Awards Will Award Video Games
121	121 Vote	My 12-Year-Old Convinced Me to Join Al-Qaida
161	161 Vote	Nearly 1 in 5 Adults Are Still Useful
74	74 Vote	Stephen Colbert Says Good-Bye to His Face During Surgery
112	112 Vote	Japan to Shut the Fuck Up Forever
160	160 Vote	23 Signs You Are "Using the Toilet" 1	1
138	138 Vote	Britain Legalizes Gay Marriage by Accident 1	1
311	311 Vote	31 Ways to Continue to Exist
173	173 Vote	Huge Stork Has Been Jailed for Being Hella Disruptive
291	291 Vote	Here's Every Single Penis in the UK
293	293 Vote	Click This for Almost Zero Dollars 4	4
432	432 Vote	The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks 1	1
199	199 Vote	Obama Changes His Name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex"
159	159 Vote	Teens Steal Credit Card, Use It Wisely

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