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Superman and Batman Have Their Baby
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I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil
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America Should Be Illegal
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24 Kids Who Are Nothing but Soda
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Look at My Fat Ass
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People Are Actually Terrifying
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Mariah Carey Is Probably Unclean, Scientists Say
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Spider Webs Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See
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Windows 8 Start Button May Be Fake
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Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt
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Supreme Court: Racism Is Pretty Damn Cute
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An Anime Fan Describes His Ultimate Enemy... The Friend Zone
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Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend
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Indiana Jones Is Officially Pregnant
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The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay
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God Is in Critical Condition
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Would-Be Burglar Breaks Into the Eye of Sauron
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The 24 Worst Parts of Your Penis
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When Did "The United States" Become a Thing
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Scandal: Politician Goes to Work
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Kittens Frolicking Is Basically Porn
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Man Sentenced to Sexy Teen Drama
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Pope Francis Comes Out as Gay
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New Game Is Stupid
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Police Arrest Woman for Being Total Bullshit
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*GRAPHIC* Disturbing, 78-Second Video Surfaces Claiming to Be One of Microsoft's Best E3 Conferences
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Nic Cage as Disney Princesses
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All Dogs Go to Prison
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Time to Recognize That All Drugs Are Expensive but Porn Isn't
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NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious
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Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of You
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Puppy Tries to Defund Obamacare
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Quit Fucking With Us
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Is There Even a Government
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This Bully Will Punch Your Eyeballs Crazy
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Jesus Christ This Mini Kitten Is So Heartwarming
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13 Potatoes That Look Like the 90s
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There's So Much Ass
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Why Everyone Should Go Extinct
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Madonna: I Was Doctor Seuss