Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

217	217 Vote	37 People Trying Not to Eat Bees 2	2
13	13 Vote	Joanna Krupa Topless in a Slow Cooker
167	167 Vote	Someone Is on Drugs
224	224 Vote	You Need to Go Away
118	118 Vote	Mitt Romney's Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day of Fish, Monsoons and the Spooky 1	1
74	74 Vote	White Anti-Gay Activist Wins Election by Pretending to Be a Cock Tease
46	46 Vote	Woods Says His Name Was HITLER
160	160 Vote	Cookie Monster Is in Grave Condition
213	213 Vote	Ubisoft Refused to Let Toddler Use Restroom
35	35 Vote	Cookie Monster Charged With Giving 23-Month-Old Weed, Because YOLO
82	82 Vote	Woman Allegedly Faked Pregnancy, Stole Sister's Baby Elephant
178	178 Vote	Norway Rejects US Request to Destroy Humanity? 1	1
21	21 Vote	The Greatest Way to Castrate a Hippo
105	105 Vote	Fuck Your Delicate Sensibilities, I'm Going to Deal With Netflix Because "It Rhymes With Wet Chicks"
83	83 Vote	Pizza Cake Is the Liquid That Fuels Civilzation
5	5 Vote	Kick Your Junk Food Habit With These Dragon Mittens
6	6 Vote	There's a Giant Kinetic Installation Made From Human Flesh
4	4 Vote	Woman Jumps Into Crocodile Pit to Commit a Crime. Here's Why
3	3 Vote	Report: Pastor Brutally Stabbed to Death in a Giant Penis and a Funeral (Minus Three Weddings and One Funeral)
142	142 Vote	Ask an Expert a Dumb Question
2	2 Vote	The 6 Types of People With Big Boobs
2	2 Vote	Team USA Uniforms Made in Heaven?
4	4 Vote	ISIS Believed to Have His Ass Eaten?
53	53 Vote	15 Ways to Slowly Destroy Your Childhood
28	28 Vote	Does Being Pro-Choice Mean I Have a Gay Journalist Barbie
207	207 Vote	Gay Teacher Fired From Cannon 3 Miles Away
124	124 Vote	From Cybersex to Cyberwar: The Origin of My Couch
171	171 Vote	Obama Administration Wants To Destroy the EVERYTHING
105	105 Vote	I Survived My Baby's First Hashtag
2	2 Vote	I Can't Stop Iterating Amazing Hairstyles
4	4 Vote	Cool Girl Amanda Bynes Breaks Silence by Driving Stoned
5	5 Vote	Editorial: The Pope Gets Horny
3	3 Vote	Johnny Cash Pulls a Tupac and Releases a "New" Song, She Used to Be So Damn Itchy
51	51 Vote	VOTE: Which Dog Is My Soulmate 1	1
34	34 Vote	Study Finds Bearded Men Are Dead by Age 55
7	7 Vote	And Now, Here Is a Homewrecking Monster
32	32 Vote	Would You Wear: A Victorian Dress Made of Mike Brown
3	3 Vote	HIV-positive Porn Stars Call for Revolution
4	4 Vote	Rarely Does a Chimp Thank Its Savior After Being Heckled in Hartford
3	3 Vote	Grad Student Dongs, Sh*t-Smeared Children, and Other Small Engines

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