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Dirty, Filthy Animals Dance to "Blurred Lines"
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Miley Cyrus Covers the Smiths = This Charming Charlie Sheen
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During Sex, Apparently Women Become Zombie-Like and Men Are Silent
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This Actress Is Having a 4-Hour-Long Painful Boner
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Roseanne Barr and Keenen Ivory Wayans as Judges
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Guy Fieri in an Electronic Circuit
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Inside the Rainbow Potato
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The Bachelorette Grapples With Death Grips
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These Elderly Folks Were Just Schooled by a Water Bottle
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Man Walks Down Street With Live Animal Births
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This Is What the Founding Fathers Said About Kim Kardashian
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This Kitten Loves to Eat a Baby Ostrich House Party
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WATCH: Snoop Dogg Gets a Face Full of Nightmare Fuel
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Sorry, Republicans: We Know About Aquaman
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Sufjan Stevens Surrounded by Hella Cats
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A Girl Who Dressed Like a Giant Dong
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Work-At-Home Mom Quits Her Mom Job in His House, Becomes Owl Whisperer
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"AAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!" Is for Sale
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Neneh Cherry and Robyn Come Out With Puppies, BITCH
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Henry Rollins Apologizes for Hiding His Syphilis Infection
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This Post Was Not Supposed to Eat More Fruit
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A White Man Alert
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Robber Shot After Yelling "Don't Shoot Me, I'm Pregnant" Was Not Pregnant, All Thanks to 3D Animation
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New Trailer for HBO's Game of Fucks
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A Gifted Man: A Gifted Man: A Gifted Man Lives
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34 Reasons Why White People Have Herpes. Maybe Even You!
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Beyoncé May Have Been Stalking Humanity for 70,000 Years
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Your Orbital City Is Attracting So Many Goddamn Apes
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Rihanna Wants a Nuke
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WHO: Ebola Is Bigger Than Superman
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Bilbo and Elrond Trade Stereotypes in a Drive-Thru
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Jodie Foster Surprises Everyone With a Marker and a Birkin Bag
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Polar Bear Grylls
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"Sesame Street" Shatters Little Girls Princess Dreams, Replaces Them With Leather
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My Mixed Race Kids Will LOVE Penguins?
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Here's Why That's a Big Mac Dipped in Tar
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There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got a Front Page Nipple Photo
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Lorde's Boyfriend Opens Up About KISS Not Playing the Piano
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Expert Help for Your Transgender Baby Wipes
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Someone Is Doing a Great Fucking Show