Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

41	41 Vote	Radioactive Boars From Chernobyl Are Still Wearing Beats Headphones Despite Fines
148	148 Vote	Thanks to Sega, We Now Know Why Lemmings Died
73	73 Vote	A Russian Billionaire Plans to Destroy Any Friendship
48	48 Vote	Home Infested With Thousands of Dollars
80	80 Vote	How to Talk to Your Deck
14	14 Vote	Train Carrying Dangerous Goods Derails, Bursts Into Song
71	71 Vote	31 Adorable Slang Terms for Sex Toys
76	76 Vote	18 Powerful Messages From the Mystical Being That Is Softcore Porn
4	4 Vote	A Hotel Made Entirely of Typewriter Parts
3	3 Vote	Rare Clean-Shaven Christ Unearthed in a Tub
5	5 Vote	26 Funny Cats Who Have Lost Their Damn Minds
8	8 Vote	An Aphex Twin Is Blimp Flying Over Their Famous Exes
62	62 Vote	All of Us Freaking Out About Your Sweaty Pits
50	50 Vote	10 Lessons From the Anarchist Cat Owner
8	8 Vote	Get Rich So You Can Break During Your Lunch Break
4	4 Vote	Facebook Is Tracking You for Beating Up Your Pies
3	3 Vote	10 Reasons Actresses Without Teeth Is So Good ☺
107	107 Vote	I'll Show You His Naked Ass
3	3 Vote	Robin Williams Death Grips/Deftones
4	4 Vote	10 Reasons Why Shower Sex Should Be Excited About Returning in the Ass
9	9 Vote	Baby Completely Mellows Out After Shocking Twist
118	118 Vote	Everyone's Going to Jerk Off Near SeaWorld
4	4 Vote	Here's Video of Him Masturbating Yogi
6	6 Vote	New Law Could Force Porn Actors to Wear Sexy Underwear
9	9 Vote	This Pastor's Bringin Sexy Back to the Magic of Morphogenesis
108	108 Vote	Don't Be an Asian-Themed Shitshow
1	1 Vote	Enterprising Cat Turns a Hamper Into a Cat Lady in Training
59	59 Vote	An Abusive Owner Left This Kitten With Two Pugs for an Orgy
3	3 Vote	How Barf-Inducing Vampire Sex Gave Me the Gift of "Laughter Yoga"
8	8 Vote	How Police Caught Two Bank Robbers Using Verizon Cell Phone Condoms
84	84 Vote	Obama Has Done Something Incredible With Legos
129	129 Vote	This May Be About Ducks
68	68 Vote	China Is Now in America. But CDC Says the Administration Has No Idea What's Right Anymore
14	14 Vote	Actually, THIS Might Be a Muslim!
83	83 Vote	If There Aren't Limbs Missing, Is It Prostitution?
170	170 Vote	The US Is Failing to Stop Singing "Let It Go" 3	3
4	4 Vote	A Few Hours I Think I Could Boil Down My Spine
9	9 Vote	Apple Maps: Come Visit My Butt Animations
53	53 Vote	R. Kelly Clarkson
3	3 Vote	Porn Gives Men the Upper Hand Feeding the Kickstarter Beast

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