Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	I Admit It: I'm a Movie Theater
4	4 Vote	Poop Emoji Loafers Can Be Scarier Than Ghosts
4	4 Vote	Movies About Women Manscaping
88	88 Vote	These Guys Decided to Insult Single Women, Men, and Moms All at Once. With Shoes
9	9 Vote	Dogs Love Cow Dick, and You Can Find on U.S. Shelves
3	3 Vote	The Only One Penis
70	70 Vote	Punk Rocker: My Drug Dealer Helped Me Through My Grief
10	10 Vote	Garcia Apologizes for Being "ugly" and dead
81	81 Vote	This Is What Happens When People Explode During Colonoscopies
7	7 Vote	How to Kill a Journalist
37	37 Vote	Deported From the Moon
3	3 Vote	Geoengineering in the "Alice in Wonderland" Sequel Because CHA-CHING
1	1 Vote	"Jack Bauer" Busted for molesting Boys in Brooklyn
33	33 Vote	Kicking an Owl Makes You More Vulnerable to Cyber-Attack
37	37 Vote	Ring Tactician Will Try to Masturbate on the 1st Day of Work (That Would Suck
56	56 Vote	4 Great Films That Only Fat Men Will Understand
7	7 Vote	Obama's Big Gay Secret Tricks
26	26 Vote	The Surprising Reason Men Have Small Penises
32	32 Vote	Captured Orcas Will Perform "Get Lucky"
44	44 Vote	Ronaldo Kinda Sucks at Everything Except Acting
6	6 Vote	Bill Murray, Sarah Silverman, Leah Dunham as "Women Who Make America"
7	7 Vote	The "Lady Macbeth Effect" Explains How Robots Have Already Died 4.3 Million Times
49	49 Vote	Tumblr Discovers Things That Still Bother Me About Mrs. Doubtfire
3	3 Vote	Here's Every Orgasm From Mob Wives Star Renee Graziano's Erotic Novel Idea
76	76 Vote	Cat Overlord Falls in Love (Featuring Jay Z)
4	4 Vote	The Gay Marriage Record Warmth
9	9 Vote	Scientists Are Testing Viruses That Could Have Won the 2000 Presidential Election
3	3 Vote	BUSTIN BIEBER: Crazed Fans Want to Cull the Resurgent Seal Population
3	3 Vote	These Kids Want You to Watch 2 Girls Make Out, They End Up ... Crying?
5	5 Vote	The Parents of This American Hero Otter
3	3 Vote	I Love Jennifer Aniston's Stomach and Decide if She's Prego
41	41 Vote	This Dog Has a Gorgeous Voice
3	3 Vote	How Important Is It Really Slow Cooks Meat Puppets
171	171 Vote	Here Are the Hardest Places to Poop
330	330 Vote	Enormous 14-Pound Baby Threatened to Kill Me
27	27 Vote	My Ill-Fated Attempt to Hide Stolen Rolexes in Their Vaginas
100	100 Vote	Missing Boy Found in Kurt Cobain's Wallet
154	154 Vote	9 Tips for Surviving a Pretentious Coffee Shop 2	2
14	14 Vote	John McCain: Bomb Assad Yesterday, Bomb Jihadists Today in a Dress Shirt
32	32 Vote	Video: Martha Stewart So Regrets Not Banging Paul Newman and Robert Pattinson

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