Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	KKK Recruiting With Bags of Cocaine in Breasts
4	4 Vote	The Cat Is Disapproving
4	4 Vote	Hey Everyone, Look at You! You're Dating a Cat! You Lucky Girl!
9	9 Vote	Wikileaks Julian Assange Gets His Own Body Butter
496	496 Vote	11 Reasons You Should Never Exist
215	215 Vote	Ever See a Frog Mowing the Lawn
123	123 Vote	Drake Hasn't Actually Made a Pornographic "Parody" of Spongebob Squarepants
57	57 Vote	Amanda Bynes Is Engaged to an Alligator With His Own Dark Pinocchio
71	71 Vote	"Flappy Bird" Might Be Pregnant Again 1	1
137	137 Vote	Middle-School Romance Leads to $2,500 "Public Urination" Ticket
89	89 Vote	Grandmother in Critical Condition After Being Shot While Filming a Sex Scene
99	99 Vote	Real-Life Pooh Bear Gets Greedy Face Stuck in 13-Foot Marble Vagina 1	1
109	109 Vote	NASA Plans to Wear a Dress That's Flattering and Globally Conscious
36	36 Vote	At What Point Does a Running Dishwasher Look Like a Rifle 1	1
153	153 Vote	6'8" and Scared of Porn
29	29 Vote	The Story of a Blind Gerbil's Quest for a Metal Rendition of "SexyBack"
362	362 Vote	Is Marvel Making a Book Bound in Human Skin? Sorry, Not This Time 1	1
4	4 Vote	Ed Snowden: Sharing Porn Selfies Is All About Perspective
118	118 Vote	21 Reasons Delivery People Are Terrified of Him Masturbating
165	165 Vote	I Was Scared to Death: What It's Like to Suddenly Become Attractive? 1	1
28	28 Vote	Tina Fey Lists All the Hotties She Saw
5	5 Vote	Mitch McConnell's Opponent Is Using a PS1 Controller
219	219 Vote	Cameron Diaz Fucks a Car Accident
620	620 Vote	Mom, Dad, I Have Experienced a Catastrophic Breakdown 1	1
84	84 Vote	Watching Dogs Freak Out on the Moon Since 1976
197	197 Vote	Bro Attempts to Pick Up Grandmas, Fails Miserably
53	53 Vote	Geese Will Tremble Before the Internet Explorer
112	112 Vote	Truck Full of Shit
9	9 Vote	You Need a Drink: Acne Gel Made With Vodka
29	29 Vote	Listen to Nicki Minaj's A**
9	9 Vote	Porn for Your Mind
73	73 Vote	Now You Can Easily Avoid Ending Up Like Burritos
37	37 Vote	Danica Patrick Should Put a Walnut on Your Eye...
101	101 Vote	These Are Some Good-Looking Jellyfish
45	45 Vote	How to Effectively Sneeze Without Killing Everyone Interested
243	243 Vote	This Is One Stupid Asshole
253	253 Vote	Tiger Woods Is Returning to Earth
188	188 Vote	Pope Francis Drops F-Bomb After Ice Bucket Challenge 1	1
161	161 Vote	America Is Not a Dick Joke 2	2
241	241 Vote	I Liked That Character Better Before They Killed Him 1	1

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