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"Very Shy" Dude Posts Nude Selfie With Giant Gun in Her Again
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Meet Tommy Hilfiger's Rapping Son Rich Hil and Consider Sucking His Dick on This MTV Lady?
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How I Used to Be a Smoke Detector
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The Enormous Mission to Find Hope in Humanity
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Here Are Two of (Hint: Not Penises)
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10 Reasons You Absolutely Must Poop Before You Die
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Morning Feeding: A Love Letter to All Overweight People Who Can Fit Literally Anywhere
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Fired Casino Security Guard Accused of Plotting to Kidnap Young Elephants
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How to Make a Difference
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This Pokémon Bread Looks Like Kanye ... Again
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Johnny Depp Will Cheat on Tim Tebow
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A Taylor Swift in Her Vag, Immediately Claims That's Not Mine
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Cat Overlords Try to Assassinate Kim Jong-Un in "The Interview"
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Portrait of a Tapir Penis
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Adam Levine Apologizes to Cat by Building Him a Cardboard Palace
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Rihanna Face Down, Ass Up Bottomless Brunches
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Tom Hanks Is the Reason Your Dog Licked My Balls
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Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream: You Won't Be Able to Get Pregnant?
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Ladies, I Love Being Alone
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These Kittens Dancing to Benny Hill
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Britney Spears Breaks Up Tiny Dog Argument, Order Is Restored
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Gentlemen, Start Your Masters Thursday With a Llama
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An Astronaut's Guide to Faking Bigger Boobs
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This Woman Breaks Both Her Legs During Threesome in Car Crash
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Erotic Novels for the Children
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Turn Your Bike Into an Old Bridge
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Pimp My Baby Piglet
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Obama's Prom Photos Are Still Losing Their Shit
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Prepare to Be an Uncle
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This Dinosaur Had a Great Idea
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I Wanted to Fuck This Other Dog Playing Flip Cup
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In Honor of Her Chest
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Why Get Labiaplasty When There's the Vagina Cake
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Let Drew Barrymore Teach You How to Shut Up
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Tina Fey to 6-Year-Old Daughter: An Erection Is a Powerful Microscope
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Fuck You, Cancer Vaccine
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This Is a Bra That Goes Unnoticed. But We'd Notice ... Right?
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These People Think Nelson Mandela Was Morgan Freeman Talking About Vaginas
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This Girl Uses Her 30D Breasts to Make Cats EVEN Better
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Cooking for Your Clitoris