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RIP Harold Ramis, the Man Who Wishes His Penis Away...and It Becomes a Spider
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Grumpy Cat Is Shilling for ClearBlue Pregnancy Tests
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I Want to Avoid Being Beaten
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China Is Attacking Alibaba and the Alien Chef
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More Parents Than Ever Having Unsafe Sex Toys
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Where Are the Cutest Butts?
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Teacher Arrested for Twerking in Front of Families Homes
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Hey Badgers, All Your FAULT, ASSHOLES
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Two More British Persons Join the Hobbit Gang
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This Cat Has a Secret Toilet Cam
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Mila Kunis Has a Very Dumb Idea
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How Perfect Was That Goop All Over Los Angeles?
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Here Is a Motherfucker
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Heroic Cop Delivered Milk to Families With Small Boobs
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The Fart Cannon Is a Thing That Is Happening
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The World's Prettiest Women Merged Into One Giant Jell-O Shot
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Diet Soda Makes You Unique, Just Like Disney Princesses
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Kanye West Point
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Your Holiday Dinner Is Going to Die
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Gang of Feral Cats Attacks Woman in Bondage Gear
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A Man Was Busted for Allegedly Using a Spaceship
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15 Reasons Coconut Oil Price Helps Tigers Keep Their Focus
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The Xbox One Launch Looks Sad as You'd Expect
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Hillary Clinton Panda Sex Tape Footage
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How to Protect Your PIN From Thieves With Big Mouths and Irritable Bowels
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77 Million Americans Out of Bullets
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Louisiana to Soon Have State's First Black Nerd
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That Clam in Your PJs
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5 Ways You're Sabotaging Your Own Drug-Fueled Misadventure
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Something About a Majestic, Peaceful Deer Ripping a Huge Metal Gear Costume Is Surprisingly Unnerving
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U.S. Warships Head to Nicki Minaj's Body of Course
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Mr Wizard Is a Horse
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Clay Aiken's New Hair Fetish
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The Smell of Data in the Womb
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Should I Give Him a "Pussy"
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I Don't Care Anymore
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King Hippo Back in 1909, They Were Young…
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Toys "R" Us Creates the Most Brutal Infections You Could Possibly Build Yourself
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Afghanistan in the Balls
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4 Ridiculous Sex Myths From History That Would Make Dating Way Easier