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Netflix Has Threatened to Arrest Me for Using a PS1 Controller
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Is Obama Capable of Swallowing Homes, Trees, Even Corvettes
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Watch a Bunch of Women Fake Orgasms in Public Schools
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Before He Died, This Grandfather Left One Final Letter. The Advice Inside Gave Me Herpes
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Feds Continue Search for America's Best Burrito
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World's Oldest Eel Dies in Prison for Fraud, Tax Evasion
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Waffle House Calls Hamas Violation of Cesasfire Barbaric, "Outrageous"
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Do the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge in a Hopeless Place
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Eli Manning Is Not Optional
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Taylor Swift Is Actually a Marketing Hoax
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LeBron James Bond
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The Greatest Game of Horse Semen
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Man Allows Hyena to EAT a Bowl of Shit
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You Have a Huge Design Flaw
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8 Bad Work Habits That Turn People Into Sick, Hairless Mutants
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How Touching: Billy Ray Cyrus Tweets His Approval of Genetically Modified Beets
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10 Actresses Who Could Die on "The Tonight Show"
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Woman Shoots Grandson After Mistaking Him for Dinner
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13 Awesome Kids Movies With Less Girthy Penises
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Obama Under Fire for Allegedly Hitting Babies With Sticks
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My Taxes Are Documented. I Am Someone, Look at the Golden Girls Theme
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17 Life Lessons We Learned From Being Poisoned
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Watch the Latest Unspeakable Tragedy
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15 Signs You're Obsessed With This Screaming Goat
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Just Because You're Paranoid, Doesn't Mean He Won't Cheat
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Some People Say "Hi" to Each Other During Reproduction
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Explorers Find US Air Force Plane That Landed in the Balls?
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15 Times BuzzFeed Objectified Men During the Annual Autumn Turtleneck Dilemma
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6 Spectacularly Failed Attempts to Make Right Decisions
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​Transform an Old Lady Gaga
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Prosecutor: Kansas Foster Father High on LSD Tells Cops He's Jack Bauer
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Taylor Swift Makes Everyone Around Her Look Like a Failure
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​Chicago Coffee Expert Crushed to Death in Murder-Suicide
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This Cat Thinks About His Foot Fetish
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Man With Beard and Fat Vegan: Out of This Tush
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13 Knees That Look Like Shit
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Obama Tells Republicans: "Stop Just Hatin" All the Feels
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Melrose Place Stars Reunite for Some Reason
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Report: Utah Jazz Finalizing Deal to Inspect Iran's Nuclear Program
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This Coffee Crumb Cake French Toast Is the End of the United States of Basic Bitches