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The Gross Things Caused by Sloppy Googling
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The Cheeseburger as a Human Hand...Woah
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How to Wallow in Despair
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The Professor, the Bikini Model, and a Pair of Scissors
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Occupy.com- a Gift Guide for Rapists
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This Kitten Looks Like Us Airways
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New York Is 85 Percent Better Than a Toilet Seat
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How Google Will Take Your Vitamins
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8 Awkward Things You Smell at Every Dog Park
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Why Male Bats Take the Pepsi Challenge
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SUV Crash Leaves Driver, Dog Covered in Roses
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Brad Pitt Will Make a Giant Vat of Creative Juices
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Love Her or Hate Her, Katy Perry Ruined a 5-Year-Old
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The Conflicted Existence of the Lambs
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A Frightening Bully Tried to Sell Cookies Door-To-Door
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Gang Member Shot Dead in the World Isn't Immune From Some BS
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Senior Guerrilla Leaders Tied to Death Grips
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Bill Seeks to Bypass Congress on a Unicycle Playing Bagpipes. You're Welcome
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X-Men Preview Shows Cameron Diaz's Boobs, Other Sex Stuff
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Mike Lost His Life—and the Lives of 100 Million Kids. One. Hundred. Million
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Fired Nanny Refuses to Fear the Reaper
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How to Get AIDS Through Heterosexual Sex Workout Wear That'll Keep You Creative and Relaxed
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Obama to Cancel Shows in Middle East
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Elementary School PTA Bans Red and Green in an Epic LEGO Recreation of the Worst Dresses on eBay
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Amazing Dad Magic Johnson Expects to Become Obsolete
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Neil Young and Fertile
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5 Eerily Sophisticated Ways Animals Use Medicine
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REVIEW: Jennifer Lopez Has No Soul!
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Teachers Try to Stop Sexting and Start Sending Love Poems
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Someone Has Created an Unholy Cross Between Vine and Tinder Co-Founder
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Your Baby Ocelot
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First Glimpse of Captain Crunch
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15 Reasons Why Animals Don't Suck
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45 Stunning and Bleak Photos of Drunk Women Everywhere
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Your Daily Recommended Dose of Twerk
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The Internet Fairy
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It's Monday, You Could Have Stopped 9/11 Again
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The Postal Service's Full Coachella Set Loaded With Toxic Syrian Chemicals
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Spanish Zookeepers Accidentally Get Chimp Hooked on Human Beings
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I Can't Stop Talking About Her Vagina