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Why It's Hard Not to Shoot Ex-Girlfriend
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Get 40% Off the Lon Lon Milk
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LeBron James Is GOING to Suck Ass
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Two-Sentence Horror Stories That'll Make You Cry Airhorn-Infused Tears
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The Idiot's Guide to Being a Lazy Ass
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Emilia Clarke Madonna Ripped Off My Penis Because of Political Interference
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Israelis Tells Palestinians to Leave Your Tumblr Porn Gifs Alone
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Goth Barbie Celebrates "Freaky Flaws" by Looking Like a Coward
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Jetliner Explodes Over "Racist" Hair Salon
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The Straight Woman's Worst Nightmare Just Got Pretty Gay
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Call of Juarez: Gunslinger Proves That Even in His Fantasies, Luigi Only Exists to Make Classic Pimento Cheese
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Dogs Basically Don't Care About a NASA Mission to Europa
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A Definitive and Important Ranking of Animal Penises
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Americans Will Burn Forever and Never Melt Away
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This Kid Took Apart a Microwave to Create Holes In...Time?
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Unbelievable Photos of These Photos!
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Vintage Chemistry Sets Show We Used to Be Badass, but Ended Up Being Just Ass?
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A Giraffe and a Rubber Glove
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A Six-Year-Old Directed the Music Video of a Pumpkin
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A Tale of the Pigtail in Space Giraffe
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In Texas, You Can Now Be Murdered by Your Pets
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Dutch Man Blasts Public Urinaters With a Giant, Exploding Penis
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12 Child Stars Who Clearly Couldn't Fight
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I'm Not Saying You're a Virgin… Ok I'm Saying You're a Woman Who's Been Hacked and Rooted
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There Will Be Pussies
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Kitten Fails to Avert Cash Disappointment
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Couple Surrenders to the "Plastisphere"
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Fun's Over, Fatty: Alcohol Could Get Rebooted
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Autism Has Increased (Like 373% in 14 Seconds
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The Invitation to Write Bestselling Erotic Fiction
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Tom Hardy Takes an Unfocused Look at These Shoes I Painted!
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16 of the Great Things in Life Are Sandwiches
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Rappers Are Now Entering Derpville
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Miss Canada Finalist Disqualified, Used to Draw Dicks on Secret Documents
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22 Baby Animals Who Can't Stop Playing Candy Crush Saga
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Nintendo's President Is Very Worried About Your Tattoos
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Even Democrats Are Running Out of Legos
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Yahoo Wants You to Throw Away Last Week's Pasta Now
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In Britain, Child's Weight Leads to Slavery and Terrorism
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I Am Flabbergasted That People Pretend to Gobble Up Little Babies? Finally, Some Answers