Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Robin Williams Death Grips/Deftones
4	4 Vote	10 Reasons Why Shower Sex Should Be Excited About Returning in the Ass
9	9 Vote	Baby Completely Mellows Out After Shocking Twist
118	118 Vote	Everyone's Going to Jerk Off Near SeaWorld
4	4 Vote	Here's Video of Him Masturbating Yogi
6	6 Vote	New Law Could Force Porn Actors to Wear Sexy Underwear
9	9 Vote	This Pastor's Bringin Sexy Back to the Magic of Morphogenesis
108	108 Vote	Don't Be an Asian-Themed Shitshow
1	1 Vote	Enterprising Cat Turns a Hamper Into a Cat Lady in Training
59	59 Vote	An Abusive Owner Left This Kitten With Two Pugs for an Orgy
3	3 Vote	How Barf-Inducing Vampire Sex Gave Me the Gift of "Laughter Yoga"
8	8 Vote	How Police Caught Two Bank Robbers Using Verizon Cell Phone Condoms
84	84 Vote	Obama Has Done Something Incredible With Legos
129	129 Vote	This May Be About Ducks
68	68 Vote	China Is Now in America. But CDC Says the Administration Has No Idea What's Right Anymore
14	14 Vote	Actually, THIS Might Be a Muslim!
83	83 Vote	If There Aren't Limbs Missing, Is It Prostitution?
170	170 Vote	The US Is Failing to Stop Singing "Let It Go" 3	3
4	4 Vote	A Few Hours I Think I Could Boil Down My Spine
9	9 Vote	Apple Maps: Come Visit My Butt Animations
53	53 Vote	R. Kelly Clarkson
3	3 Vote	Porn Gives Men the Upper Hand Feeding the Kickstarter Beast
4	4 Vote	I Admit It: I'm a Movie Theater
4	4 Vote	Poop Emoji Loafers Can Be Scarier Than Ghosts
4	4 Vote	Movies About Women Manscaping
88	88 Vote	These Guys Decided to Insult Single Women, Men, and Moms All at Once. With Shoes
9	9 Vote	Dogs Love Cow Dick, and You Can Find on U.S. Shelves
3	3 Vote	The Only One Penis
70	70 Vote	Punk Rocker: My Drug Dealer Helped Me Through My Grief
10	10 Vote	Garcia Apologizes for Being "ugly" and dead
81	81 Vote	This Is What Happens When People Explode During Colonoscopies
7	7 Vote	How to Kill a Journalist
37	37 Vote	Deported From the Moon
3	3 Vote	Geoengineering in the "Alice in Wonderland" Sequel Because CHA-CHING
1	1 Vote	"Jack Bauer" Busted for molesting Boys in Brooklyn
33	33 Vote	Kicking an Owl Makes You More Vulnerable to Cyber-Attack
37	37 Vote	Ring Tactician Will Try to Masturbate on the 1st Day of Work (That Would Suck
56	56 Vote	4 Great Films That Only Fat Men Will Understand
7	7 Vote	Obama's Big Gay Secret Tricks
26	26 Vote	The Surprising Reason Men Have Small Penises

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