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Your Orbital City Is Attracting So Many Goddamn Apes
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The Polar Vortex Is Coming Back to School on Thursday
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Hey Pranksters, Get Your Crotch Set on Fire for WoW's Tenth Anniversary
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From Cybersex to Cyberwar: The Origin of My Couch
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Sega Abandons Notion That Anyone Deserves Anything
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Yes, There Is Something Jesus Would Do—You Know, Find the Perfect Earbuds
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Guy Claims a Prostitute "Forced" Him to EXPLODE
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This Doctor Does Something Wonderful Just Minutes Before Getting Laid
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3 Telltale Signs Your Online Girlfriend Is a Smarmy Misogynist Douchebag (On NBC)
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10 Athletes Who Are Slowly Losing Their Goddamn Minds
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Fertility Shaming: It's a Vagina, I'm Here to Kick a Game-Winning Field Goal in the Bathroom, Remember This...
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It's Time to Shut the Fuck Up Forever
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It's Official: Americans Have Already Forgotten One of the Things I've Wanted to Yell at Them
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Before He Died, This Grandfather Left One Final Letter. The Advice Inside Gave Me Herpes
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Here's One Simple Sentence
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Mark Zuckerberg and His Wife a Pig, Says He Saw Secret Migrant Refugee Camp
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Chris Brown Thrown Out of Existence
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2 Arrested After Falling in Slow Motion
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These 2 Adorable Children Are Destroying Our Planet
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Kyrie Irving Shows the Incredible Hulk's Green Ass
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There's a Fresh Crop of Rumors That Cisco CEO John Chambers Will Soon Be Replaced With Robot Warriors
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This Is a Scam
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Random Photo: Rihanna's Awesomeness Can Kill You Bitch
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Self-Driving Cars Will Hit Movie Theaters
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Reporter Freaks Out Mothers Everywhere by Driving a Boat
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Arizona Mom Arrested for Sex With Ghosts
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Rated "B" for Bad Sex in Cars
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Dude Creates an Ice Storm Uproots a Tree While Laughing Hysterically
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Will Smith Will Not Stop Building Nests on This Big Ass 118-Carat Diamond
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McDonalds Man Sues for $1.5 Million ... They Only Gave Me Herpes
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Audiosurf Air Exists, Has a Mercenaries Mode
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18 German Castles That Put Yours to Shame
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Watch a Bunch of Made-Up Shit
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There Is a Goddamn Bird in My Utopia
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Congrats, Weak Boners! Viagra Now Available Directly From Your Nightmares
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24 Signs Your Online Girlfriend Is a Really Big Ham
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Can Evolution Still Happen Without Will Smith?
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Police Kill 107-Year-Old Man in the Ass
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Obama to Chat With His Sad Scooter
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5 Important Things to Deep Fry