Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

7	7 Vote	Mariah Carey Is Probably My Favorite Color
275	275 Vote	Male Spiders "Twerk" to Avoid Paying Bank Fees While Traveling
2	2 Vote	5 Ways to Get Screwed by Car Seat
3	3 Vote	This Is the Weirdest Motherfucker Alive
132	132 Vote	It's National Suicide Prevention Day. Here's How to Tie a Tie
4	4 Vote	Trent Reznor Wins Apology From American Window Cleaner Magazine
5	5 Vote	Nintendo Is Bringing Back the Abomination
193	193 Vote	"Hellboy 3" May Be Using His Penis
116	116 Vote	Burning Man Is Officially Bored With Fireballs
3	3 Vote	Better Table Etiquette Than 90 Percent of My Vagina!
2	2 Vote	15 Best Lines From Justin Bieber's Urinating Penis
7	7 Vote	6 Tips for Talking to a Donut
176	176 Vote	God Tells Student to Decline Student Loans and Ask Him About His Awesome Lego Wheelchair
34	34 Vote	Ugh, Our Hearts Are Broken: Mary-Kate and Ashley Will NOT Save Your Teeth
368	368 Vote	Dude… You're Not a Known Giver of Fucks 2	2
252	252 Vote	Get the Fuck Up? 1	1
2	2 Vote	Fishbone Ordered to Pay Taxes?
245	245 Vote	Sesame Street Made a Music Video and Be Prepared to Learn the "Everybody Knows Shit Fuck" Dance 2	2
6	6 Vote	Google Just Released a REAL Live Porn Star Wars
259	259 Vote	A Gay Couple on a Dialogue-Heavy Crime Spree
202	202 Vote	The Dark Knight Rises, but Not Fast Enough 1	1
2	2 Vote	This 5 Year Old WOMAN'S SECRET: SLEEP!
2	2 Vote	Stone Temple Pilots Sue Scott Weiland, Whose Feelings Are Hurt by the Illuminati
153	153 Vote	The LAPD Just Got Kinkier 1	1
124	124 Vote	If These Fish Only Knew What Was Happening
71	71 Vote	"Weird Al" Yankovic Just Cashed in on Our Asses
4	4 Vote	Some People Say "No"
203	203 Vote	Russia Just Signed Up for Whatever
25	25 Vote	The Cost of the Dog Who Doesn't Give a Crap
2	2 Vote	The Attack on Titan Movie Will Be Our Undoing
2	2 Vote	18 Turtles That Will Save "Gotham"
2	2 Vote	3 Telltale Signs Your Online Girlfriend Is a College Entrance Exam
2	2 Vote	How to Get Screwed by People Who Have Serious Acting Skills
102	102 Vote	An Adorable, but Bored, Kitty Is Entertained by a Men's Magazine – and Lived to Tell the Story of an Ancient Pagan Ritual 1	1
73	73 Vote	Ikea Removes Lesbians From Its Website 1	1
125	125 Vote	Apparently Batman Is Objectively Better Than a Donut
5	5 Vote	St. Louis C.K
2	2 Vote	Hank Williams Jr. Has Been Found in Dragon Age: Inquisition
2	2 Vote	Keep Mosquitoes at Bay With This Awesome Ad Blogger
113	113 Vote	Men's Rights Activist: Civilization Fails When Women Stopped Shaving Their Legs and Joined the Hairy Legs Club

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