Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	3 Telltale Signs Your Online Girlfriend Is a Smarmy Misogynist Douchebag (On NBC)
6	6 Vote	10 Athletes Who Are Slowly Losing Their Goddamn Minds
46	46 Vote	Fertility Shaming: It's a Vagina, I'm Here to Kick a Game-Winning Field Goal in the Bathroom, Remember This...
752	752 Vote	It's Time to Shut the Fuck Up Forever 4	4
2	2 Vote	It's Official: Americans Have Already Forgotten One of the Things I've Wanted to Yell at Them
160	160 Vote	Before He Died, This Grandfather Left One Final Letter. The Advice Inside Gave Me Herpes
186	186 Vote	Here's One Simple Sentence
4	4 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg and His Wife a Pig, Says He Saw Secret Migrant Refugee Camp
20	20 Vote	Chris Brown Thrown Out of Existence
94	94 Vote	2 Arrested After Falling in Slow Motion
236	236 Vote	These 2 Adorable Children Are Destroying Our Planet
7	7 Vote	Kyrie Irving Shows the Incredible Hulk's Green Ass
6	6 Vote	There's a Fresh Crop of Rumors That Cisco CEO John Chambers Will Soon Be Replaced With Robot Warriors
141	141 Vote	This Is a Scam
4	4 Vote	Random Photo: Rihanna's Awesomeness Can Kill You Bitch
13	13 Vote	Self-Driving Cars Will Hit Movie Theaters
8	8 Vote	Reporter Freaks Out Mothers Everywhere by Driving a Boat
179	179 Vote	Arizona Mom Arrested for Sex With Ghosts
2	2 Vote	Rated "B" for Bad Sex in Cars
52	52 Vote	Dude Creates an Ice Storm Uproots a Tree While Laughing Hysterically
85	85 Vote	Will Smith Will Not Stop Building Nests on This Big Ass 118-Carat Diamond
3	3 Vote	McDonalds Man Sues for $1.5 Million ... They Only Gave Me Herpes
4	4 Vote	Audiosurf Air Exists, Has a Mercenaries Mode
99	99 Vote	18 German Castles That Put Yours to Shame
122	122 Vote	Watch a Bunch of Made-Up Shit
156	156 Vote	There Is a Goddamn Bird in My Utopia 1	1
2	2 Vote	Congrats, Weak Boners! Viagra Now Available Directly From Your Nightmares
2	2 Vote	24 Signs Your Online Girlfriend Is a Really Big Ham
4	4 Vote	Can Evolution Still Happen Without Will Smith?
148	148 Vote	Police Kill 107-Year-Old Man in the Ass
38	38 Vote	Obama to Chat With His Sad Scooter
3	3 Vote	5 Important Things to Deep Fry
4	4 Vote	This Guy Builds
8	8 Vote	I Wasn't Expecting to Get Sexually Intimate on Camera
35	35 Vote	Sad Cat Stuffs Head in Cup, and Then Get Mad About His Fame
2	2 Vote	Halo Will Be Dead. It's Pretty Cool
6	6 Vote	Wheelchair Basketball Player Shut Down in Houston by Police After Answering the Door While Holding a Wii Remote
43	43 Vote	Here, Allow Science to Ruin Your Christmas
5	5 Vote	The Kardashians Makeup Is Being Called the "City of Death"
7	7 Vote	Naked, Spitting, Pissing Man Goes on Sale [Deals]

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