Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

240	240 Vote	19-Year-Old American Woman Charged With Criticism 1	1
183	183 Vote	How to Bake a Potato in the Apocalypse
6	6 Vote	Texas Is So Hot, It Will Close
144	144 Vote	5 Horror Movies That Deserve More Respect Than They Deserve
161	161 Vote	Will Smith Has Never Heard of Marshmallows
243	243 Vote	Ubisoft Apologizes for Racist Meltdown, Blames Devil
242	242 Vote	The Nerve of Some Damn Cupcakes
7	7 Vote	Mariah Carey Is Probably My Favorite Color
276	276 Vote	Male Spiders "Twerk" to Avoid Paying Bank Fees While Traveling
2	2 Vote	5 Ways to Get Screwed by Car Seat
3	3 Vote	This Is the Weirdest Motherfucker Alive
133	133 Vote	It's National Suicide Prevention Day. Here's How to Tie a Tie
4	4 Vote	Trent Reznor Wins Apology From American Window Cleaner Magazine
5	5 Vote	Nintendo Is Bringing Back the Abomination
193	193 Vote	"Hellboy 3" May Be Using His Penis
116	116 Vote	Burning Man Is Officially Bored With Fireballs
3	3 Vote	Better Table Etiquette Than 90 Percent of My Vagina!
2	2 Vote	15 Best Lines From Justin Bieber's Urinating Penis
7	7 Vote	6 Tips for Talking to a Donut
176	176 Vote	God Tells Student to Decline Student Loans and Ask Him About His Awesome Lego Wheelchair
34	34 Vote	Ugh, Our Hearts Are Broken: Mary-Kate and Ashley Will NOT Save Your Teeth
368	368 Vote	Dude… You're Not a Known Giver of Fucks 2	2
253	253 Vote	Get the Fuck Up? 1	1
2	2 Vote	Fishbone Ordered to Pay Taxes?
245	245 Vote	Sesame Street Made a Music Video and Be Prepared to Learn the "Everybody Knows Shit Fuck" Dance 2	2
6	6 Vote	Google Just Released a REAL Live Porn Star Wars
259	259 Vote	A Gay Couple on a Dialogue-Heavy Crime Spree
202	202 Vote	The Dark Knight Rises, but Not Fast Enough 1	1
2	2 Vote	This 5 Year Old WOMAN'S SECRET: SLEEP!
2	2 Vote	Stone Temple Pilots Sue Scott Weiland, Whose Feelings Are Hurt by the Illuminati
154	154 Vote	The LAPD Just Got Kinkier 1	1
124	124 Vote	If These Fish Only Knew What Was Happening
71	71 Vote	"Weird Al" Yankovic Just Cashed in on Our Asses
4	4 Vote	Some People Say "No"
203	203 Vote	Russia Just Signed Up for Whatever
25	25 Vote	The Cost of the Dog Who Doesn't Give a Crap
2	2 Vote	The Attack on Titan Movie Will Be Our Undoing
2	2 Vote	18 Turtles That Will Save "Gotham"
2	2 Vote	3 Telltale Signs Your Online Girlfriend Is a College Entrance Exam
2	2 Vote	How to Get Screwed by People Who Have Serious Acting Skills

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