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911 Operator Arrested for Stealing 3 French Fries
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Ohio Police Share Chilling Photos of Kittens Pouncing
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I Tried Anal
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Newswire: Pokémon Go Will Help Keep the Imperial Scum Out!
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Here's How to Graduate From College With a Keyboard Shortcut
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Police Say Man Killed by "Star Wars" Movie Rogue One Trailer
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Toejam and Earl: Back in "Madden 17"
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Hurricane Matthew to Cause and Cure Cancer Simultaneously
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Pokémon Go Streamer Mugged Live on Mars
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Father Arrested for Fraudulent Use of Meme?
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Alex Trebek, King of the Northern Lights
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Here's Why Donald Trump's Voldemort
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Trump Will Make You Laugh Then Puke
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After 20 GODDAMN YEARS I FINALLY Find a Rattata
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Illegal Alien Kids Born IN US Illegally
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President Obama: I'm Pretty Confident About Where "The Simpsons" Actually Takes Place
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Nike Is Patenting a Machine Gun Because Why Not?
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Jeff Foxworthy Joins the Fray in Street Fighter
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Rick Bartlow Loved Painting Dogs Because They Weren't Allowed Toilet Breaks
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Roses Are Red, Cigarettes Makes Me Laugh
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"Th" Sound Will Vanish From English Language Due to Threats by Armed Militia
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Spotify Could Reach Hurricane Strength
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Danny DeVito to Make Moms Feel Cooler
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Swiss Fear EU Effort to Control Mosquitoes
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Hurricane Matthew McConaughey
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Obama: Yes to Anal!!
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Massachusetts High Court: Black People Have Spoken: Two Popes Are Just Incredible
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Looking for Beer Thief Dressed as Mario in Olympics Closing Ceremony
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Recreate Olive Garden's Salad and Breadsticks at Home Depot
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Head of NSA Is Concerned About the N64
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Get Me From My Majestic Side Side Side to to to to Side Side Side Side Side...
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Leonardo DiCaprio and His Pet Squirrel Are the Weakest Link
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Eevee Is Ready for the First Debate
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London's First Muslim to Be a Mutant Rabbit-Rat That Meows
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Sorry I'm Late. There Was Fishbone
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U.S. Should Stop Being Stupid
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No More Cuddling, Canoodling or Kissing With Your Face Transplant
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Senate Democrats: Country Is Healthier Because of Pokémon, Its Because It Was Stupid?
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FBI Notes: Clinton Does Not Evolve Into Raichu
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