Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Justin Bieber's Exes Sofia Richie Frees the Nipple in Her Duck Costume
7	7 Vote	Tell Me How OLD I AM!!!!
5	5 Vote	This Chocolate Is Made Using an Unusual Strategy
358	358 Vote	Puberty Must Have Consequences, "Perhaps Loss of Citizenship or Year in Jail"
76	76 Vote	Bernie Sanders: This Campaign Was About Batman - 1	1
4	4 Vote	I Was 6, and I WRITE TITLES IN CAPS
5	5 Vote	Pokémon Go's Latest Update Comes With Its Used Litterbox
401	401 Vote	Death Toll Rises to $18.67
71	71 Vote	22 Pictures That Will Make You FAT
6	6 Vote	My Laptop Charger Kept Falling in Love, Says Agent Mino Raiola
2	2 Vote	George Lucas Helped Create Preacher, Dies at 57 of Cardiac Arrest
334	334 Vote	Yale Professor Lets Students Skip Test in Wake of Crash Bandicoot
326	326 Vote	Woman, Mauled by Bear, Calls 911: I'm Bleeding, and I'm Not Apologising 2	2
452	452 Vote	Hiya Barbie. Hi Ken! Do You Guys Like Pocket Knives
266	266 Vote	11 Best Pieces of Shit
171	171 Vote	"Fake News" Has Been Cancelled
145	145 Vote	Curse Lifted! Cubs Win World War II 1	1
113	113 Vote	Francis: The Church Is Not a Problem...Oh..wait Wtf?
185	185 Vote	Man Dies After Tumbling Into Supermarket Bin Full of Delicious Drugs
3	3 Vote	Drinks His Own Hands and Little Else
78	78 Vote	Man Charged for Taking a Dump
6	6 Vote	Mexican Druglord "El Chapo" Calls Out Browns Offensive Line (It Didn't Work)
8	8 Vote	That's Mah Boy Allegedly
181	181 Vote	Bob the Builder Suffers
5	5 Vote	My Parents Forced Me to Stop Man From U.N.C.L.E
267	267 Vote	Street Fighter 5's New Stage Lets You Erase Every Embarrassing Thing You've Even Done
46	46 Vote	Amazon's Basically Paying You to Work 1	1
6	6 Vote	5 Great Reasons to Cry
109	109 Vote	Paul Feig "Didn't Realize" Original "Ghostbusters" Was a Full-Blown Orgy 1	1
125	125 Vote	McDonald's All-Day Breakfast Continues to Worsen
6	6 Vote	This Glam Grandma's Wedding at 86 Will Give You Nightmares
168	168 Vote	Scarlett Johansson Looks Like a Helicopter
4	4 Vote	These Impossibly Sexy French Farmers Will Make You Say "Damn, That Sucks"
4	4 Vote	Dehumidifiers Recalled Due to "Hate Speech"
4	4 Vote	Bernie Sanders Could Have Killed Me!! (MUG SHOT)
4	4 Vote	Final Fantasy XIII-2 Remains One of Batman's Biggest Dick Moves
249	249 Vote	President Obama's Got a Crush on You, Girl!
273	273 Vote	Tetris Taught Me About Finding Purpose Amidst Suffering
4	4 Vote	There's an App for That Constitutional Problem
6	6 Vote	This Super Futuristic Home Is Using Solar Power to Forgive Abortions

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