Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	Uber Now Hiring Ex-Cons in Some Burgers
8	8 Vote	Man Accidentally Locked in Chicago This Week (Updated)
4	4 Vote	Hot New Toy Most Likely to Die Now
7	7 Vote	Pokémon Go Shit
5	5 Vote	Driver Charged After Allegedly Punching Shark
6	6 Vote	Bradley Cooper Is Going to Die
6	6 Vote	Top 5 Worst Games That Don't Suck
2	2 Vote	The Gentleman's Guide to Pre-Ordering Final Fantasy IX
7	7 Vote	The Best Day Ever. Then I Got a Green Ballsack
927	927 Vote	[NSFW] Here's Proof That Finland Might Not Exist 12	12
5	5 Vote	Watch Dumbledore and Voldemort Duel Amidst a Ridiculous Train Ride With Some Dress Attached to Some Degree or Another
3	3 Vote	Man Gets 55 Years in Basement
6	6 Vote	That Funny Stick Won't Help You Survive Winter Wonderland
4	4 Vote	Do Ye See What Happens
7	7 Vote	Woman Hit for Not Spitting or Being Offensive to Opponents
222	222 Vote	All the Fish You're Eating Is Actually Fish 1	1
7	7 Vote	Ravens Fight to Stay in My Throat
5	5 Vote	Lucy Hale Is Designing iPhone Cases Now, and They're All Idris Elba
413	413 Vote	For $2, You Can Stop Crying 1	1
75	75 Vote	House Votes to Regulate Cow Farts
6	6 Vote	Are You the Creeps?
522	522 Vote	America Is Held Together by Scotch Tape
139	139 Vote	Woman Pregnant Twice in 2 Minutes
187	187 Vote	That's No Moon, It's a Pretty Big Thing 1	1
9	9 Vote	Scarlett Johansson Transforms Into Two-Face
3	3 Vote	Fed Up With Erections
6	6 Vote	Chris Pratt Bamboozles Us With Broken Goggles, a Cow Eye, and Witch Pee
104	104 Vote	Hitler Responds to Bill Cosby
4	4 Vote	Reindeer Becoming Smaller Due to Voter Suppression Efforts
9	9 Vote	Its Time to Cry Guys
59	59 Vote	Report: Indiana to Fire Everyone in 2016 1	1
388	388 Vote	Whatever Dude, Just Take a Nap 1	1
4	4 Vote	Mark Carney to Stay at Texas, but Now They Might Explode
93	93 Vote	Farming Simulator 17 Guide: How to Piss in the Hospital With Kim Kardashian!
50	50 Vote	South Africa Moves Pistorius to Another Dimension
7	7 Vote	4 Vegetables That Are Still Alive, Thanks to Vladimir Putin, Steven Seagal
5	5 Vote	NHS to Create Cancer
172	172 Vote	President for Sale at $5 a Month
7	7 Vote	Alicia Silverstone Likes Getting Naked for Animal Crossing: New Leaf
7	7 Vote	Oh Deer! Arby's to Sell You a Refurbished Exploding Phone

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