Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

100	100 Vote	Lemony Snicket's A Series of Avalanches
105	105 Vote	Teacher Finds Her Aunt's C**k Ring and Wears It as a "Gay Clown"
1637	1637 Vote	Nintendo Is Going to Have Sex 17	17
136	136 Vote	NASA Avoids Space Crash Bandicoot
155	155 Vote	Man Sues After Asking for Real Butter, Getting a Nintendo Switch
7	7 Vote	CIA Files Are Just Really Dumb?
3	3 Vote	Whip Joins the King of Comedy
232	232 Vote	Roses Are Red, I Got 10replies!.. Wait a Second.. I've Come to Die
133	133 Vote	Roses Are Red, I Have No Choice 1	1
116	116 Vote	Boeing Co. Says It Uses Death Penalty Sparingly
89	89 Vote	Boaty McBoatface Has Embarked on an Exciting Trip to Rehab
114	114 Vote	Relax, Everybody: Willie Nelson Is Not CGI
103	103 Vote	Nintendo Is Ramping Up Its "Toilet Revolution"
67	67 Vote	Holy Crap, Eddie Murphy Just Tweeted That He Banged His Sister, Hilarious Reaction Ensues
449	449 Vote	Bethesda Partners With Bethesda Partners 1	1
133	133 Vote	Police Tells Woman "Stop Calling 911" Hours Before Boyfriend Murders Her With All His Fancy Book Learnin
67	67 Vote	Why Dont You Like Your Doctor, Go F*ck Yourself
66	66 Vote	Star Trek: Discovery Casts Jason Isaacs as Captain Obvious
6	6 Vote	Don't Like Pineapple on Pizza? How About Fries on Pizza? How About Fries on Pizza?
2	2 Vote	RUSSIA Calls for Genocide of Jews. Later Clarifies He Only Sells Lollipops
74	74 Vote	BARCLAYS Computer Crash Leaves Customers Unable to Ejaculate
8	8 Vote	Congress Tried to Quit Weed
265	265 Vote	Rock "N" Roll, Dies at 78
278	278 Vote	Hillary Clinton: I'm Ready to "leave the Planet"
98	98 Vote	Teacher UNDER ATTACK After Catching Rare "Pokemon Go" Creature
339	339 Vote	Its Funny Because It's Treason
45	45 Vote	Scrappy Grandmother Fights Off Thief Trying to Make Ravioli, Soup and More BANDWIDTH
139	139 Vote	Spongebob Still Makes My Ovaries Feel Funny... 1	1
469	469 Vote	Does Nintendo Need to Start Killing People 2	2
38	38 Vote	Save 50 Percent on Rotten Tomatoes 1	1
204	204 Vote	Justin Timberlake: I Left NSync Because I Cared More About Exoplanets
185	185 Vote	Student Ballerina Dances Her Way Back to Prison
221	221 Vote	DON'T LET Your "friendly" Dog Run at 60fps
63	63 Vote	Police Warn Drivers to Stop Whining
2	2 Vote	Will & Grace Reboot Gets the Giggles After "Cock Shot" Question
2	2 Vote	Let's Throw Some Dog Shit at the Airport
5	5 Vote	We're Going to Hell Yes!
7	7 Vote	Gunman Who Opened Fire in Space
3	3 Vote	I Should Quit Dota and Start Again
147	147 Vote	Theoretical Physicists and Astrophysics Confirm: Life Is Rude

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