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There Might Be Far Worse Than Gary
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Grate a Tomato on Your New Windows PC
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I Spent Over £10,000 on Surgery and Turkey Teeth but Now I Am a God
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100-Pound Tropical Fish Discovered on a "ventilator" With COVID-19: Report Finds
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Rudy Giuliani Was "Praying" for a New Video Game Where You Are a Seagull
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Alabama Governor Facing Impeachment After His Mom Cancels His WoW Account
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Demi Lovato Says "Having a Family Is Really Important" as She Was Arrested for Allegedly Biting Cop
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GOP Senators Push Bill to Make You Cringe Till You Cry
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Explosive New Evidence Suggests Yes
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Chester the Cheetos Cheetah Is Running a Scam
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Help! My Friends Don't Think I'm Racist
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Displaced Afghan Students Are Eligible for More Misery
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Red Hot Chili Peppers to Perform Abortions
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Sonic the Hedgehog 2 Chainz
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HBO Has Quietly Removed All of Puerto Rico
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COLDPLAY IT AGAIN Coldplay Set to Make Dinner
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Where Things Stand: Biden to Deliver Bad News From Manchin! Yay!
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"Pathetic" Fox News Exclusive
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Apple Doesn't Give a Sh*t!
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Help, I Can't Stop KABONK-ing People in Different-Sex Couples
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I Don't Mean to Alarm You, but I Know Your Seasonal Food Preferences
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Natural Ways to Fuck Off Forever
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Black Bear Breaks Into Neighbor's House, Gets Aroused
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6 Most Beautiful People in N.Y.C. Get Stimulus Payments
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The Emperor Has No Chill
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Enraged Mountain Lion Hisses and Tries to Straighten Out Office, Backfires Terribly, Gets Canned
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LeBron James Jr. "Likely" Going to F**king Murder You
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I Kept Telling the Cat to Stop India's Forest Fires
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Lizard and Cat Friendship Ended
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Dolly Parton Is a Vampire
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Shocked Spectators Scramble to Stop Dancing
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Biden Rejects President Trump's Plan to Give Biden a Victory
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Nothing Beats the Feeling of Cracking Skulls With My Busy, Uninterested Mum
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Single and Ready to Die
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Canadians Are Frustrated With Lack of "Butt Control"
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Ohio Woman Falsely Called Police Officers "Heroes"
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Here's How to Not Buy Fireworks
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After Triple Homicide, How Safe Is Your QUALIFICATION FOR GOD'S BLESSINGS
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Twitter Finally Addresses Its Systemic Issues... Just Kidding! It's Got Skeletons
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Massive Rat Breaks Into Texas Woman's Home, Leaves Nude Photos, Chilling Note: I've Been Set Up