Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

113	113 Vote	Justin Bieber Ends Birthday Celebration With Serious Drug Crimes
44	44 Vote	An Otter Plays With a Powerful Sedative
43	43 Vote	Here's What Happens to You, You're Eating Too Much Noise
207	207 Vote	Man Walks Into Spider's Web, Spider Comes Out as Gay
2	2 Vote	Sources: Sequoia Remains Optimistic About China as the Number of Unicorns Triples to 28 Since 2018, Thanks to Sega
62	62 Vote	A New Way to Eat Flesh
200	200 Vote	Strap In. It's a Torture Device
80	80 Vote	Kim Kardashian Is Pregnant With Her Grandmother
121	121 Vote	You Will Wish You Were Born
172	172 Vote	Not My Reality, I Don't Care, Shut Up!
121	121 Vote	Toilet Voted "Best Place to Put My Pain"
60	60 Vote	Lobster Diver Survives Being Swallowed Whole by a Sheriff's Deputy
78	78 Vote	Have You Ever Called Out for Blood
285	285 Vote	This Woman's Obituary Was So Powerful It Blew Out Windows of Homes Nearby
79	79 Vote	"South Park" Creators Are Attempting to Breastfeed Baby Bats
63	63 Vote	U.S. Beats Mexico in Some Capacity
69	69 Vote	Here Are Some Photos That Anyone With IBS Will Relate To
71	71 Vote	I Joined the Circus at 19 and Now Jail
236	236 Vote	Spider Silk Is Stronger Than Steel. It Also Really Turns Me On
565	565 Vote	Archaeologists Find Evidence of Luigi 1	1
6	6 Vote	Oregon Hospitals Told Not to Laugh
153	153 Vote	Ways to Cook Your New French Boyfriend
87	87 Vote	2020: The Year You Were Born
69	69 Vote	The 39-Year-Old Massacre That Still Haunts My Brains, Even 40 Years Later 1	1
3	3 Vote	Walter Winchell's Ghost Still Haunts Mike Woodson
7	7 Vote	Safety Is Sexy, So Get Your Car Crashes
114	114 Vote	The Universe Is Overrated
46	46 Vote	Poop Is Being Held Tuesday Amid Protests, Coronavirus Pandemic Boredom
70	70 Vote	There's No Need for Enjoying the Outdoors
330	330 Vote	There's So Much Ass I Cried 1	1
78	78 Vote	Man Discovers He's Been Living With Pets
65	65 Vote	Meghan Gives Birth to Genderless Baby Mammoths
52	52 Vote	The BALL PIT Bull
3	3 Vote	Microsoft Now Has a STUPID HAIRCUT
131	131 Vote	Medical Science Using Groundbreaking Technology for Some Reason
174	174 Vote	Someone Has Finished DOOM Eternal in Under 2 Weeks Without Electricity
66	66 Vote	This Wacky Cars Theory Is Unbearably Racist
428	428 Vote	Sorry, but Only 90s Kids Will Be Erased From Existence 1	1
125	125 Vote	It's Never Too Early to Start June
72	72 Vote	Miami Doctor Dies After Receiving First Dose of Skepticism

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