Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

290	290 Vote	8-Year-Old Dies 3 Times, Then Wakes Up Furious, Tweets 11 Times Back-To-Back
118	118 Vote	Dad Lost 92 Pounds After Noticing He Can't Read 1	1
152	152 Vote	Leader of Isis Just a Baby
91	91 Vote	Everyone Is Missing — and Vice Versa 2	2
2	2 Vote	This Hit Me Right in the Bedroom
126	126 Vote	John Oliver Body Slams Little Girl on Head Just Before Blowing Up Church Full of Dildos
172	172 Vote	Drinking Very Hot Tea Almost Doubles Risk of Being Gay Mayor
102	102 Vote	Her Majesty Wants to Kill My Boy
44	44 Vote	China to Be Renamed Jennifer Hagan 2	2
306	306 Vote	Dearly Beloved, We Are F**ked
151	151 Vote	Trump's Attack on Jigglypuff 1	1
143	143 Vote	STUDY: Skipping Breakfast Can Lead to "End of Civilization" 1	1
77	77 Vote	Western Culture Has Died by Suicide
397	397 Vote	Medicare for All 150 Original Pokemon
137	137 Vote	Americans Have a Gun 1	1
220	220 Vote	New iPod Touch Expected as Early as 1921
180	180 Vote	Those DAMN KIDS Don't Stop Believe'n
290	290 Vote	Cuphead Is Now in ICE Custody
61	61 Vote	Tourists Urged Not to Ignore Bobby
194	194 Vote	The 90-Year-Old Japanese Scientist Still Dreaming of a Hug
71	71 Vote	The Sad Part Is When I Wake Up and Just Rent Your Clothes
159	159 Vote	What Doesn't Kill You Makes You Vulnerable
111	111 Vote	Betsy DeVos Wants to Sleep In. So What? Gas Tank Explosion 1	1
72	72 Vote	The Man Who Taught Girlfriend's Pet Pug to Perform Abortions
274	274 Vote	Cat Won't Stand for Pledge of Allegiance
82	82 Vote	Watch New Trailer for Quentin Tarantino's Once Upon a Time in the Bathroom
79	79 Vote	Ripping Babies Straight From the ATM, WTF!!
118	118 Vote	PUTIN Says Russia Would Be a Russian Asset 1	1
107	107 Vote	New York Yankees Fan Delighted His Team Absolutely Sucks
356	356 Vote	MOST Americans Are Garbage
228	228 Vote	2019 Is Coming Later This Year
397	397 Vote	Man Kicked Out of Context
289	289 Vote	We're Creepy and We're Melting
96	96 Vote	Trump Is Getting Worse 1	1
54	54 Vote	Bruce McArthur: Canadian Serial Killer Made of 400,000 Legos
64	64 Vote	My Doggie Is SO Sad and Funny It Hurts the Economy
8	8 Vote	Ex-NFLer Breaks Man's Face for Misspelling a Word
9	9 Vote	Sh*t Just Got Even Worse
349	349 Vote	2020 Will Be the Next Decade
218	218 Vote	You're an Adult, Study Finds 1	1

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