Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

263	263 Vote	We Can't Stop SCREAMING
5	5 Vote	Gorilla Dad Trying to Declare Trump Never Happened: An Evening With the MCU's First Canonically Gay Character
83	83 Vote	So, You've Reprogrammed the Stargate to Bring Retro Gaming to a "Horse"
148	148 Vote	6 Horrible Chemicals That Are Truly Irresistible
81	81 Vote	Why Dogs Lick Our Faces and Other Post-Sex Behaviors That Affect Relationships
141	141 Vote	Bernie Sanders: We Are F**ked
90	90 Vote	Cute but Deadly Earthquake
85	85 Vote	The Key to Exterminating Humanity Has Excellent Gas Mileage, Too! 1	1
100	100 Vote	Goddamn This Guy Built His Own Mistress
292	292 Vote	I Want to Be a BITCH
163	163 Vote	"Star Trek" Star Trek
184	184 Vote	New Spider-Man: Far From Grocery Stores
87	87 Vote	Bruce Springsteen Announces New Partnership With 11-Year-Old Gay Child Who Is Racist
48	48 Vote	24 Little Things That Aren't Coke
247	247 Vote	The Essential GameShark Codes You Need to Survive Allergy Season 2	2
9	9 Vote	4/20 Isn't Just a "Stoner" Holiday. It's an Abomination
65	65 Vote	A Rare Look Inside Your Neighbor's Window
58	58 Vote	God Made Me a Flour Tortilla Truther
57	57 Vote	Best Gifts Are Free, Just Like Slavery
127	127 Vote	It's Happening! It's Really VERY SCARY
150	150 Vote	It's Empty...right? It's Empty...right? It's Empty...right? Right?? 4	4
152	152 Vote	My Father Died Before He Died
76	76 Vote	Man Charged With Trying to Swim
290	290 Vote	8-Year-Old Dies 3 Times, Then Wakes Up Furious, Tweets 11 Times Back-To-Back
118	118 Vote	Dad Lost 92 Pounds After Noticing He Can't Read 1	1
152	152 Vote	Leader of Isis Just a Baby
91	91 Vote	Everyone Is Missing — and Vice Versa 2	2
2	2 Vote	This Hit Me Right in the Bedroom
126	126 Vote	John Oliver Body Slams Little Girl on Head Just Before Blowing Up Church Full of Dildos
172	172 Vote	Drinking Very Hot Tea Almost Doubles Risk of Being Gay Mayor
102	102 Vote	Her Majesty Wants to Kill My Boy
44	44 Vote	China to Be Renamed Jennifer Hagan 2	2
306	306 Vote	Dearly Beloved, We Are F**ked
151	151 Vote	Trump's Attack on Jigglypuff 1	1
143	143 Vote	STUDY: Skipping Breakfast Can Lead to "End of Civilization" 1	1
77	77 Vote	Western Culture Has Died by Suicide
397	397 Vote	Medicare for All 150 Original Pokemon
137	137 Vote	Americans Have a Gun 1	1
220	220 Vote	New iPod Touch Expected as Early as 1921
180	180 Vote	Those DAMN KIDS Don't Stop Believe'n

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